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Combat Mobility Scooter
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Class: Soldier
Item Slot: Weapon
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Jun 19, 2012 @ 8:55am
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At last! A weapons system that's perfectly suited for the TF2 soldier. It's no secret the soldier is slow. Really slow. His run is little more than a brisk walk compared to the other classes. But it's not his fault. He's got arthritis which has hobbled his mobility and causes him trouble when trying to run or reload his weapon in a timely manner.

But that's about to change. Introducing the CMS2012X1 Combat Mobility Scooter: A weapons system designed for the soldier that's crippled but still has some fight in him. The combat mobility scooter features an auto-loading rocket launcher and plenty of speed to get to the fight before the round is over. The platform also comes with a nifty cane to deliver savage beatings in melee altercations. Yes, this weapons platform has it all for the sluggish soldier.

[FYI: This was done using camera trickery in Blender 3D. This is not an in-game screenshot.]
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d0b [Jakhoror] d0b Jan 1 @ 4:02pm 
fun =)
Yakuza Merkitzi Aug 20, 2013 @ 7:38am 
Add it as a gmod model stupid
SirToasty Jul 24, 2013 @ 9:55pm 
its stupid it ruins the fun of rocket-jumping
and someone has been playing too much happy wheels
Whatever9730 Jun 25, 2013 @ 12:03pm 
BEST ITEM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Elite | tabuu9 Feb 22, 2013 @ 3:53pm 
lol soldier in heavily modified hoveround.
Justatiggs Feb 21, 2013 @ 1:50am 
it wont work valve wont add it sadly
Shadow Weave Feb 9, 2013 @ 10:26am 
ok. i've changed my mind. i used to think this thing was kind of stupid, but i've since been able to see the humor in this thing. i actually think it's kind of funny! who knows, this actually may become part of a 3rd-party mod for tf2 that adds vehicles to the game. sure, it might be just completely out-of-the question as far as getting in the game, but i still think it's funny regardless. the only things i'd reccomend are changing the textures, so they look like the fit a little better in tf2, and maybe giving solly some animations for it. (his hand is not really gripping the joystick) other than that, nice model, and i hope someone takes it and puts it to good use!
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Nid for spid Sep 24, 2012 @ 1:44pm 
american wheel of obesity
Vap Aug 13, 2012 @ 6:13am 
This gave me quite the giggle
+1 Favorite from me.