Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Ultimate Guide to the cheap cosmetics sets for everyone.
By Poyo veloce
Are you poor? Do you only wear the Gibusvison? Do you have a little backpack?
Well I got what you need!
In this guide you'll get dressed classy in no time for no more than 4 ref.

+in bonus leaked photo of naked femscout !

Lol i'm joking you perv.


   
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Introduction
Welcome to : The Ultimate Guide to the cheap cosmetics sets for everyone !


*Insert a cooler title image later.*
Cool Demoman approves this guide ;)

  • In this guide made with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PAINT software available on your computer right now,
    (Protip: it's kinda bad for drawing stuff try other software)
  • I'll teach you the basics of the economy of the game Team Fortress 2 wich is based on metal that you craft and keys that you buy from Mann Co. Store.

  • This will introduce you to what is a "cheap" cosmetic set, what is a "cosmetic", and what is a "set" of cosmetics.



Then you shall rally your teamates on the battlefield with your new fashion character you've created.




Hoy mates looks who's there !
It's Dumpster Heavy, everyone loves him, he lives off sandviches and garbage.
What are "cosmetics" and "set"?
Easy answer I'll show you those shiny cosmetics :

Protip : If you look close on those pictures you can see the price of almost every of these items in the game for trading later ;) I'll talk about TF2 economy just after.

It's not an exhaustive picture of all the cosmetics in the games but as you can see there is a lot and of all forms : Hats, beards, hats, trousers, hats, glasses, hats, shades, hats, shoes, hats , cigarettes, clothes, animals and finally hats.
Yes, you've already heard that this game is about Hat Fortress 2 Mostly. Glory to hats.
"No Pain no Gain, Amen" - The Soldier in TF2



Now what's a set of cosmetics?:

When you start the game and go to your loadout the first time it's like this:
You see those three holes at the right of your character they are at the opposite of your weapons it's the emplacement for your future cosmetics !
The cosmetics offer no bonus it's just like life you get clothes you get a new style , you want your character to look cool or like you and you modify him thanks to your cosmetics.

Here an exemple of what can be done and looks pretty good for a set of cosmetics:

Special mention to the Kinda ducky duck Journal in the fourth slot of this fellow scout, that give him a duck badge on his chest ! ( The cost of this item is around 17 refined at the time I write this, it is quite expensive fort starter people. Source is http://backpack.tfthe best site to know all the price of your items easily)
The economy of Team Fortress 2
The economy in Team Fortress 2 is like the economy of our real world which is money.
But in this game you have to trade with the other players to get what you want at the best price.

The economy is based on the fact that you can craft scrap with weapon from your inventory:

The Crafting :

It's the ability in the game to turn 2 weapons into 1 scrap of metal.
Then with 3 scrap of metal you can make 1 recycled metal.
Then with 3 recycled metal youcan make 1 refined metal.

In the end you need 2x3x3= 18 weapons to craft one single refined metal.
Can you imagine the hours of crafting, players passed at making this metal? Thousands of hours.


So the base of TF2 economy is the refined metal:
A hat = a basic cosmetic in TF2 cost around 1.22 refined metal at this time.

Shoutout to http://Scrap.tf that sell the hats at this price wth their bots and make trading easier for everyone. The community also organise raffles where anyone can enter to win free items in TF2.
" Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!"

The other base of the economy is the key
You can purchase it at the Mann Co store at the price of 2.50$ or 2.20€ or 1,90£ I believe.

They are also tons of keys out there waiting to be traded in some players backpack.
1 key= 21 refined at this time, let's hope it goes down a bit. (Source is http://backpack.tf always)

In resume:
1 hat is worth 1.22-1.33 ref (some other hats are worth much more you'll get them later)
You can craft a hat in the game for 3 ref. You see the difference? Yeah you do...

A cheap set of cosmetic composed of 3 cosmetics cost then between : 3.66-4 ref.

You're ready to discover what we can do with these cosmetic, go to the next part.

The Gallery of cheap cosmetics set for everyone
Welcome to the Gallery, enter, make yourself in friend and look at these magnificent cheap cosmetics !

Here we begin with 2 multi-class sets of cosmetics named:

Mr Stay Classy !

Stay classy at every moment of the day and with many class with this set of cosmetic composed of :
- Modest Pile of Hat
- Tuxxy
- The Deadliest Duckling
- Golden Pan (not included, average price is 1200 keys=2500$. Sure buy yourself a new computer with that money boy.)


Cost of this cosmetic set :

scrap.tf price : 3,66 ref

backpack.tf price : 4.22 ref






Next comes in, it's:

Flair Man

Flair Man saves the day again !
Not all class can look this cool !
Shine on the battlefield with your gold bracelets and collar and your gangster tattoo.

He wears :
- Triad Trinket
- Champ Stamp
- Flair !

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.11 ref






Now for the class specific sets, let us begin !

The Saharian Secret Agent Suggested by Elwis

"This will be the last time you see me !"
Trained by the brittish government to steal intel from the arabs he can camouflage into sand in a cool effect.

He wears :

- Familiar Fez
- Dr. Whoa
- The Sky Captain

This sets cost :
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4 ref




The Handsome Rogue

Deadly and irrestible spy !
Better not play poker against this guy, even if you win, you'll die in a dark alley the next day.

He wears:

- Hat of Cards
- After Dark
- Made Man

This sets cost :
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 5.11 ref

The Pedo Spy :3 (Suggested by DwightLivesMatter)

"Ooooooh it is a-ss time !"
You might meet him at the border of a little boy school or at the church.

He wears :

- Frenchman's Beret
- Spectre Spectacles
- Business Casual

This set costs:
scrap.tf price :3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 4 ref



The Festive Ngineer

"It's beautiful" :O

Party all day and all night with this engi that appeared to have invented an infinite source of light on his hat and beard.

- Industrial Festivizer
- Face Full of Festive
- The Stocking Stuffer

This set costs:
scrap.tf price :3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 4.33 ref


The Polar Beer

"Woowee, would you look at that"

This isolated engineer brews his own beer

He wears :

- Cold Snap Cap
- Insulated Inventor
- Snow Stompers

This set costs:
scrap.tf price : 5.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 6.77 ref

Danger Conagher

Master of craftsman, Danger Conagher does wonders with a scrap and can take down several people with his good ol' Lugermorph.

He wears:

- The Danger
- Trash Toter
- Texas Half-pants

This set costs:
scrap.tf price :3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 4.44 ref

Demo King

Thou shall not take his throne, there can be only oooone... eye !

He wears :

- Prince Tavish Crown
- King of Scotland Cape
- Sole Savior


Parrot Pirate

YAAAARRR
He's coming for your Booty, beware of the drunk pirate!

He wears :

- Bucaneer's Bicorne
- Bird-Man of Aberdeen
- A Whiff of the Old Brimstone

Demolition Man


Ready for action he is packed with an explosive loadout to tears buildings apart, engineers fears him.

"Get that ♥♥♥♥" - NeonBites when he sees a Dragonite in Central Park

He wears:

- Scotch Bonnet
- Hurt Locher
- Sangu Sleeves

This set cost:
scrap.tf price :3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 4 ref only

Django Demo Suggested by toaster upside down

"The D is silent !"

Reference to the movie Django Unchained by Quentin Tarantino, go watch it if you don't know the story yet.

He wears :

- Frontier Djustice
- Demo's Dustcatcher
- Teufort's Toothkickers

This set cost:
scrap.tf price :3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 5 ref


The True Scotsman Suggested by Soup Dog SaVяNT


Oy Oy! Listen to his goofy traditionnal scottish music while he's stumbling around in his Scrumpy bottles.

He wears :

- The Black Watch
- Gaelic Gard
- The Cool Breeze

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 4.66
backpack.tf price: 5.33



Ze Medicook

That man cooks tasty medicine for his patients. YUM !

He wears :

- Teutonic Toque
- Dough Puncher
- Ze Ubermensch


Battle Med

Dont underestimate this guy , he has super power and can take you down in one strike of his ubersaw !

He wears:

- Surgeon's Stahlhelm
- Physician's Procedure Mask
- Medic's Holyday


Bavarian Meem

Coming straight from Germany to "practice medicine", he will heal you no matter what is the danger ahead.

He wears :

- Vintage Tyrolean
- Nine Pipe Problem
- Der Wintermantel

Lone Sniper Boy

A veteran sniper from the far west, he learned the old way and always travels alone.
He looks quite dirty with his dark armpit, and I hope he doesn't shower with what he drinks.

He wears :

- Lone Star
- Scoper's Smoke
- Extra Layer

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.33 ref

Sniper Killer Suggested by Luken Struken

"Now that is not something you see everyday..."
What an effective sniper.

He wears :

- Your worst Nightmare
- Five Months Shadow
- The Outback Intellectual

This set costs:
scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 6.11 ref

Elder Sniper

That old man lived his whole life in his camper van.

He wears :

- Salty Dog
- Five Months Shadow
- Clan Pride

This set costs:
scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 5.33 ref

"Help me capture !" - That elderly sniper
The Gallery Part.2
Le Chef Pyro

He is the Chef of the battlefield, always leaving tasty roasted meat behind him...

He wears :

- Connoisseur's Cap
- Whiskered Gentleman
- Backpack Broiler

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4 ref





Sleepy Pyro

"Shhh pyro, is asleep" says Dumpster Heavy
Don't wake him up or he will burn you down with his good old w+m1 secret technique

He wears :

- Napper's Respite
- Wartime Warmth
- El Muchacho

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.66 ref

El Baja Pyro (suggested by Ap0c0l3x)

I have no idea who is this guy but I suppose he is mexican and a robot.

He wears :

- Old Guadalaraja
- Nabler
- El muchacho

This set costs:

Scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref
Backpack.tf price : 4.66 ref


Cool Highschool Suggested by Verde

Be the star of your school with this outfit for scout. You're ready to party, do some skateboard and some breakdance even. Have fun!

He wears :

- Bonk Helm
- Fast Learner
- Half-Pipe Hurdler

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.77 ref


Ye Olde Scout

A british old scout that live in Lazy Mountain with an old demoman and an old sniper, can't run that fast now.

He wears:

- Modest Pile of Hat
- Chucklenuts
- Cool Cat Cardigan


The Acrobatic Scout Suggested by Stannis Supermannis

Educated in a circus band, he can realize all sort of acrobatic tricks.

He wears :

- Scout Shako (for 2 refined)
- The Little Drummer Mann
- Bootie Time (South Pole style)

This set costs :
scap.tf price : 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.44 ref


2Fast4Your Nuts

VVVVVieww. What was that? A car? The wind? Sonic? No it was that guy !
Right to the control point, he can reach the speed of sound.

He wears:

- Front Runner
- Bonk Boy
- Chucklenuts


This set cost:
scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price : 4.88 ref


The Snowldier Suggested by Soup Dog SaVяNT


Surfing around the map, even if there is no snow, a rocket jump can work as well...


He wears :

- Soldier's Slope Scopers
- The Kringle Collection
- Coldfront Curbstompers

This set cost:
scrap.tf price : 6.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 7.77 ref
You may take something else than the Coldfront Curbstompers, they cost 3.33 ref...


Marshall Stay Frosty


At your service to annihilate your fiends, he is expert in the art of war.

America wins again, yeaaaah !


Equipped with :

- Slo-Poke
- Marshall's Mutton Chops
- Founding Father


This set cost:

scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref

backpack.tf price : 4.11 ref







The Team Guardian

This solly veteran is one of the best to pocket as a medic because he won't let you down.

He wears :

-Honcho's Headgear
- Soldier's Stogie
- Fancy Dress Uniform

This set costs:

scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref

backpack.tf price: 4.77 ref









Heavy the sexy Beast

Go get those robots and ladies sexy heavy !
But first let me take a selfie

He wears :

- Hound Dog
- Apparatchnik's Apparel
- Mann of the House

This set costs:
scrap.tf price: 3.66 ref
backpack.tf price: 4.44 ref

Soviet Russian (suggested by Spaikrab)

The true russian with his soviet heart he will share his sandvich with you because "communism" you see.

He wears :

- Soviet Gentleman
- Tyurtleneck
- Gone Commando

This set costs:
scrap.tf: 3.66 ref as always
backpack.tf price: 4.33 ref

Stalin Heavy (suggested by Komrade Wank ☭)

Another side of the communist heavy. This one will crush you by the will of mother Russia.

He wears :

- Heavy Artillary Officer Cap
- The Dictator
- Siberian Sophisticate

This set costs:

The price are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this time of the year...





That is all the time we have for now we may encounter new cheap cosmetics set later.

I made those nice images with the help of http://loadout.tf.
Farewell !

Look Dumpster Heavy is back for the end of this guide!
"That is neat" - Dumpster Heavy in is natural habitat.


He wears : His set costs :
- The Trashman scrap.tf price : 3.66 ref
- The Leftover Trap backpack.tf price : 4.33 ref
- The Hunger Force
The Final Word
Now you know the fashion you want to wear for the next time you're killing maggots !
Go out there show then who's the (wo)man !
I will certainly add more cosmetics sets to the gallery later and add suggestions I like if there is with credit to the author.

"Au revoir mon ami and good day to you mate" -Spy the Dank Engine


Credit to Eltorro64Rus for some of the illustration that I took of his awesome gmod videos. Much love to him!

Thanks for reading this guide, leave your comments and suggestions of sets below i'll read them at least for the first month that this guide is online.
If you have any questions ask them I'll try to answer.

Play TF2 and have fun !

PS : Now you'll cry with us when item server goes down...

Ok Bonus for you who read that guide entirely :
THE FEMSCOUTS

And for you : a famous person is hidden in this picture can you guess who it is?


Answer : Yes it's SANTA !
213 Comments
SoyFish Apr 19, 2021 @ 4:39pm 
my fellow americans, this guide was amazing until that femscout picture
not_log1c Oct 9, 2020 @ 4:41am 
its santa hidden
ars0 Aug 25, 2019 @ 11:11am 
boom. necro.
Val Ca'uor Jan 1, 2019 @ 9:03am 
I forgot I posted that comment
Sharp hamburger Jan 1, 2019 @ 8:21am 
~41 ref lol
Val Ca'uor Jul 22, 2017 @ 3:49am 
30 ref lol
Srbindy Dec 30, 2016 @ 9:03pm 
All class French Dickhead loadout
Vive La France
Mutton Mann (can't be worn by pyro or spy)
Tuxxy
Lancer Dec 30, 2016 @ 3:13am 
where is the friendly hoovy set?
lemme help you out:
Tough Guy's Toque
Siberian Sweater
Sandvich Safe
пират пассажир сука Dec 18, 2016 @ 12:32pm 
Top Scout try harder
He wears
Dead of night
Bill's hat
Back turners all -stars
Poyo veloce  [author] Dec 11, 2016 @ 4:41am 
2 bad 4 u