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Class: Scout
Item Slot: Weapon
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Jun 8, 2012 @ 4:55pm
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In 1 collection by Mnemosynaut
The Bush-League Baller
6 items
Description
It's got what Scouts crave.

Suggested Stats
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+50% Damage absorption for 6 seconds
Can attack while under it's effect

Part of the "Bush-League Baller" pack for the Scout.
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Apr 28 @ 9:54am
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Eyegoblin8
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I like to concept, but the stats are sort of OP. As a Scout, I find it easily takes less than 6 seconds to kill someone, sometimes if I'm doing good I can kill 3 or 4 people in that time. Scouts are already hard to hit and that much damage absorbtion while retaining the ability to attack would make them way too hard to kill. Perhaps if the DR was lowered to about %30, or if it presented a debuff alongside the DR (i.e. %50 less damage taken and %25 less damage dealt while under its effect).
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Str4nger Jan 13 @ 4:11pm 
Ok this thing looks WAAAAAY better then a soda can, but your stats make it useless compared to the atomic punch! You should really just make it +50% damage absorbtion for 6 seconds. this is fair, and you don't need to not be able to attack for 6 seconds.
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$คשคﻮє $๏uяςє Jan 9 @ 3:59pm 
My stat idea:

Under the effect grants instantly dry up all dosing or liquid type weapons and repellent death marking status effect.
dwdWASDAS Nov 6, 2013 @ 12:05pm 
Support!
flacko Oct 30, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
alternative stats:
+restores 100 health on wearer
-25% health from packs