The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Jeean's Squeaky Toys!
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Jun 1, 2012 @ 3:34pm
Sep 8, 2012 @ 10:37pm
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Jeean's Squeaky Toys!

Sheogorath was happy enough to share his Super Inflatable Squeaky Toy collection with us. When asked for a quote he replied, "Let the griefing begin!!"

The collection includes a Two-Handed Warhammer, 2 Inflatable Bats, a Heavy Shield and 2 special Staves. They can be swung recklessly without garnering hatred or hostility - complete with annoying squeaky sound for hours of entertainment!

-They are found in the Riverwood Trader
-On contact the weapons do very little damage then heal the target making it difficult or very slow to kill anyone while still leveling your skills.
-The shield needs work but if you bash away it shouldn't cause hostility; blocking attacks may not be very effective
-If you have a high weapon skill or are striking a low-armor target (i.e. chickens) the weapons may do more damage than intended
-Crafting: 1x Butterfly Wing (Monarch), 1x of each Mountain Flower (purple, blue, red)

-The rods do no damage (other than unpredictable physics...) and launch a projectile that sticks to the target/surface they are shot at.
-If they do not contact a surface or target they will become interactable physics objects.
-There is a limit to the amount of projectiles that can exist at a time so they fade away eventually.
-Crafting: 1x Bottle of Ale, 1x Common Soul Gem (Filled)
-Crafting(Epic): 5x Bottle of Ale, 1x Grand Soul Gem (Filled)


*this is my first published mod so i'm sure it needs polishing but try it out and let me know what you think! :D

All models and textures were designed by me. The squeak sound is from

Click the green SUBSCRIBE button above and the next time you load the game click DATA FILES and make sure SQUEAKY.ESP is on the list (you may have to run the game once before it shows up)

Known Issues:
Some players have reported a staticy texture bug. If the texture is not the same as in the pictures then please REINSTALL - it has worked for others and will hopefully work for you.

Planned Changes:
-None. This mod is finished and I dont expect to work on it in the future. Enjoy!

6/5 - buffed healing effect, tried to fix item placement, added crafting recipes
6/8 - repacked the archive
6/26- Added 2 new craftable colors for each item!
9/8 - Added 2 craftable Rods of Shenanigans
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blackdruidwolf aka Sundance Feb 7, 2015 @ 3:44pm 
You can actually kill NPC's with this by the way :( I assassinated a follower hanging out in Riverwood.
Jeean  [author] Feb 3, 2015 @ 11:48am 
Sorry Vahid - I am aware of the texture bug and if reinstalling hasn't worked, I have no solution for you :( I am no longer maintaining this project (it is almost three years old!)
HarborVIP Jan 31, 2015 @ 5:12pm 
I feel like i should have came up with this... or maybey i shouldn't have... hmm...
Nefeli Jan 6, 2015 @ 7:53pm 
Subscribed and checked. Mod is in Data files, but isn't showing up in the Riverwood Trader.
Engine Grease Oct 20, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
best weapons ever 10/10
Exinstix Jul 22, 2014 @ 9:37pm 
Just did, thank you so much for the help. Wish I could use this mod without it bugging out.
Jeean  [author] Jul 22, 2014 @ 8:57pm 
@Exinstix: Did you go into your 'Data Files' option (at the launcher) and use 'Delete Selected' on the squeaky file?
Exinstix Jul 21, 2014 @ 4:38pm 
I cant seem to get rid of it even after i unsub, the items are still in the smithing list and crash my game whenever I hover over it too long. Please help!!!
Skovac Jul 10, 2014 @ 2:40am 
Make dildo's Please c;
Sereverus Jun 30, 2014 @ 8:36am 
oh this will be fun imma go hit people with squeeky toys!