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Jeean's Squeaky Toys!
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Jun 1, 2012 @ 3:34pm
Sep 8, 2012 @ 10:37pm
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Sheogorath was happy enough to share his Super Inflatable Squeaky Toy collection with us. When asked for a quote he replied, "Let the griefing begin!!"

The collection includes a Two-Handed Warhammer, 2 Inflatable Bats, a Heavy Shield and 2 special Staves. They can be swung recklessly without garnering hatred or hostility - complete with annoying squeaky sound for hours of entertainment!

-They are found in the Riverwood Trader
-On contact the weapons do very little damage then heal the target making it difficult or very slow to kill anyone while still leveling your skills.
-The shield needs work but if you bash away it shouldn't cause hostility; blocking attacks may not be very effective
-If you have a high weapon skill or are striking a low-armor target (i.e. chickens) the weapons may do more damage than intended
-Crafting: 1x Butterfly Wing (Monarch), 1x of each Mountain Flower (purple, blue, red)

-The rods do no damage (other than unpredictable physics...) and launch a projectile that sticks to the target/surface they are shot at.
-If they do not contact a surface or target they will become interactable physics objects.
-There is a limit to the amount of projectiles that can exist at a time so they fade away eventually.
-Crafting: 1x Bottle of Ale, 1x Common Soul Gem (Filled)
-Crafting(Epic): 5x Bottle of Ale, 1x Grand Soul Gem (Filled)


*this is my first published mod so i'm sure it needs polishing but try it out and let me know what you think! :D

All models and textures were designed by me. The squeak sound is from freesound.org

Click the green SUBSCRIBE button above and the next time you load the game click DATA FILES and make sure SQUEAKY.ESP is on the list (you may have to run the game once before it shows up)

Known Issues:
Some players have reported a staticy texture bug. If the texture is not the same as in the pictures then please REINSTALL - it has worked for others and will hopefully work for you.

Planned Changes:
-None. This mod is finished and I dont expect to work on it in the future. Enjoy!

6/5 - buffed healing effect, tried to fix item placement, added crafting recipes
6/8 - repacked the archive
6/26- Added 2 new craftable colors for each item!
9/8 - Added 2 craftable Rods of Shenanigans
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adiosToreador Apr 12 @ 11:38am 
The mod is really cool, but all the stuff has a weird texture, it's just black with random rainbow squares all over it.
War Never Changes Mar 26 @ 8:21am 
The mod worked but glitched my skyrim charactor to the point of needing to go back to an earlier game. I was floating in the air and then fell into a mountain and stayed there, unable to move. Please look and see if it was something with the mod
ReadyforFreedom Jan 24 @ 3:18pm 
My God, I am loving this!

Please forgive me, but, could it be / Aaaand I just saw that you have no planned changes for this. A pity, I was looking forward to those suction cup arrows... and (I know, I know, here I am requesting something anyway) was wondering if it could be possible to improve the weapons at the forge (perhaps via Latex Ingots or Alphabet Blocks? That'd be hilarious). It'd be great to have a version of these things that actually does work really well as a weapon. Kicking @$$ with a squeaky toy, heck yeah.

*ahem* Anyway, forgive me for prattling on. Thank you for the great mod.
INFERNO Jan 19 @ 4:32pm 
The most hilarious part was when I actually managed to kill someone with the squeaky bat, and it showed a death animation where I stabbed the bat through his chest. XD
zachb2008 Jan 13 @ 3:06pm 
lmao this is so useless and fun its awesome ty for the geat mod
AClynch Jan 5 @ 3:43pm 
I'm planning on doing a Sheogorath playthrough....this is Perfect!
Gipo Dec 29, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
This is just hilarious, find it really funny when the guards are all like "no lollygaggin' " and "guard might get nervous, a man aproaches with his weapon drawn"
Tremere Dec 15, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Dude... I most definitely will not download this, but *THANK YOU* for the teary-eyed, belly laugh from the video I just watched on YouTube. This was just too damn funny! Thank you!
CaC Digital Nov 9, 2013 @ 9:08pm 
please someone put a download link for non steam
stupicdick841 Sep 27, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
wheres the download?