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"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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Feb 7, 2012 @ 1:11pm
Feb 7, 2012 @ 4:54pm
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Jokiros' Minor Game Improvements
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Removes the "Arrow in the knee" dialogue from guards.

If you do encounter the phrase from other guards, in whiterun or otherwise, just comment and tell me what guard and in what city and I'll see if it can be fixed.

It can be downloaded seperately for use via a mod manager etc. from tesnexus at:

Less condecending guards (increases level required before guards comment on your skills):
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IceColdSoup Mar 7 @ 8:43pm 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [author] Jul 30, 2013 @ 9:21pm 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
Than May 14, 2013 @ 1:26pm 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro Aug 3, 2012 @ 12:50pm 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Syrup_Johnson Jun 21, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller Jun 6, 2012 @ 9:26am 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne May 30, 2012 @ 6:25pm 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:45am 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Topimopothopy Dopenbopy Mar 30, 2012 @ 6:32pm 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Tzz Mar 6, 2012 @ 11:16pm 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."