The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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Feb 7, 2012 @ 1:11pm
Feb 7, 2012 @ 4:54pm
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"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover

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Jokiros' Minor Game Improvements
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Removes the "Arrow in the knee" dialogue from guards.

If you do encounter the phrase from other guards, in whiterun or otherwise, just comment and tell me what guard and in what city and I'll see if it can be fixed.

It can be downloaded seperately for use via a mod manager etc. from tesnexus at:

Less condecending guards (increases level required before guards comment on your skills):
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Bison Zabi Sep 21, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Second best mod ever next to the divine punishment for uttering it.
BakinJake Feb 24, 2015 @ 4:35pm 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus Visiting Jan 23, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
Motherfucker Jan 7, 2015 @ 6:58pm 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein Aug 14, 2014 @ 8:36am 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup Mar 7, 2014 @ 8:43pm 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [author] Jul 30, 2013 @ 9:21pm 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
Than May 14, 2013 @ 1:26pm 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Filtiarn Aug 3, 2012 @ 12:50pm 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Syrup_Johnson Jun 21, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.