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Well Hung Shield
Tags: Misc, Heavy
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May 8, 2012 @ 6:11pm
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The ultimate riposte to the Heavy's pernicious nemesis, the Well Hung Shield gives our Soviet stalwart his very own razorback.

Heavy likes his crayons. He drew this in art class on 100% backstab-resistant* paper!

(*paper does not protect against fire, bullets, explosions, or back-stabs)

We think Heavy wears this because it makes him feel safe. Also, he can taste licquorish, but that's probably just the drawing pin sticking into his central nervous system.

"I didn't think he'd actually wear it! When I saw I ♥♥♥♥ed myself. Literally. Restocked all me jarate." -- Sniper

*DISCLAIMER* We assume no responsibility for spinal damage incurred whilst using the Well Hung Shield. Results may vary.
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trainguy111 Nov 29, 2012 @ 4:09pm 
Ouch!! Doesn't that pin hurt?
GrN Nov 1, 2012 @ 4:19pm 
OMG give me !
More Chai Jun 11, 2012 @ 3:16am 
Hilarious. Love it
DestroyingParadox, Man at arms Jun 10, 2012 @ 2:58pm 
Yeebo Jun 5, 2012 @ 12:05am 
Fix that Placing issue and I'll say" YUZ!"
4aYDeR May 31, 2012 @ 6:14pm 
то чего как раз не хвтет
Lord Corvo May 29, 2012 @ 10:36pm 
make doom with that
Notorious B.I.G May 28, 2012 @ 11:26am 
looks good
Commander Calcium May 27, 2012 @ 11:37pm 
Gilbals!? May 26, 2012 @ 9:34pm 
I like it. Spy uses cardboard and string...instant anyone....Heavy use cardboard and string...They all laugh...why do tiny babies all laugh at genius?