Well Hung Shield
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The ultimate riposte to the Heavy's pernicious nemesis, the Well Hung Shield gives our Soviet stalwart his very own razorback.


Heavy likes his crayons. He drew this in art class on 100% backstab-resistant* paper!

(*paper does not protect against fire, bullets, explosions, or back-stabs)


We think Heavy wears this because it makes him feel safe. Also, he can taste licquorish, but that's probably just the drawing pin sticking into his central nervous system.

"I didn't think he'd actually wear it! When I saw I pissed myself. Literally. Restocked all me jarate." -- Sniper


*DISCLAIMER* We assume no responsibility for spinal damage incurred whilst using the Well Hung Shield. Results may vary.
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