ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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Hotpants... So Hot they're Cool.
 
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Jan 5, 2016 @ 12:12am
Jan 15, 2016 @ 6:51pm
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One day you are meandering along the beach, aimlessly whacking trilobites with your favourite rock when you suddenly spy a cute Neanderthal wench stomping seductively towards you.

Sooo...
Just like any other red blooded, dinosaur munching, muscle bound 'He-Man', you masterfully assemble a suave and sophisticated plan that will surely win her fancy.

And by that I mean you grab a large fistful of thatch, shove it down the front of your pants and strut around like a Jurassic Fonzie.

At this point 4 things become strikingly apparent.
1. It is hard to strut around like Jurassic Fonzie with a crotch full of nether-splinters.
2. You are now bleeding so profusely that your pants have turned a very un-Fonzie shade of pink.
3. You feel surprisingly well insulated... neither hot nor cold.
4. Cute Neanderthal wench is now chatting up someone who looks an awful lot like Ralph Malph.

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This is a mod for those people who love the game but not the temperature swings and/or extremes.
In short - It provides a temperature nerf.

If you play ARK for the challenge then this may not be for you. If you play more for the adventure and would be happy with a little less challenge then read on!

Craft a pair of really easy to obtain pants with superb hyper/hypo insulating properties and good armour value.

Requirements:
-- To learn
. . . Player Level 0
. . . cost 0 Engram points. (Why waste engram points on a mod that you may not keep?)

-- To craft
. . . 1 cloth pants
. . . 1 large fistful of thatch shoved appropriately. (Changed to 50 fibre + 1 thatch)


Attributes:
-- Craft them and find out.

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This mod is pretty much a 1 trick pony. I do not have big plans for it. It is basically done.
It creates a new item. it doesn't change any existing content and should be happy to sit anywhere in the load order.

I wrote Hotpants because the temperature extremes reduced my enjoyment of the game. For me, this mod makes the game a bit less frustrating and more fun to play.
I changed the mod visibility from hidden to public in case someone else felt the same way and wanted to try it.
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20 Comments
LadyCranky Oct 24 @ 6:15pm 
Mod ID is 593328404 if anyone cant find it.
I always wonder why some Authors wont add that in their Mods.
Ria Jun 24 @ 11:50am 
That intro is the best thing I've ever seen, kudos
D3ATHCOM5 Apr 23 @ 9:15am 
I must say, that intro is... unique
[TiC] Malacophile Aug 1, 2016 @ 8:40pm 
I got tired of freezing to death in the frozen areas despite wearing full fur armor and standing next to 3 fires. This mod fixed that for me!
Hirnsausen Jul 6, 2016 @ 2:57am 
Can you also do a mod that adds costumes and items to the game from "The Flintstones"" (ha ha ha), the Aztecs, Inca, medieval Japan, ancient Rome, and Rococo Europe? Railings, bridges, costumes, columns, armor, beds, tables, and so on?
Nymii Apr 18, 2016 @ 1:05am 
Hi Leute unser neuer Server auf der The Center Map ist nun online.

Start 15.04[EU/DE][PVP][ORP][XPx10Hx10Tx15][Mods]Anarchie
Server IP: 93.186.198.131:27015
TS IP: 93.186.198.131:9987

Der Server hat 90 slots es ist also genug Platz für viele auch gößere Tribes. Es ist en PvPve Server mit vielen verschiedenen Mods wie z.B.

ORP, Castle Mod, Ark Advance, Stargate, Binoglass, Pimp my Dino, GlassMetall und noch ein paar kleinere.

Gesucht werden außerdem noch zuverlässige Admins damit die support Arbeit nicht an einem hängenbleibt.
KitchWitch Mar 7, 2016 @ 12:03am 
Nvm, figured it out. Here's the admin cheat for "easy access" hotpants: cheat giveitem "Blueprint'/game/mods/593328404/PrimalItemArmor_Hotpants.PrimalItemArmor_Hotpants" 1 1 false
CaveX Mar 6, 2016 @ 2:06am 
New Ark Survival Evolved Server

█ Wipe: 6.3.2016
█ Name: [EU/GER] WarGarden [StarterKIT] [ALL X10]
█ Info: This Server is a PVP / PVE Server with StarterKits.

IP: 136.243.171.135:29015
KitchWitch Mar 5, 2016 @ 3:08pm 
Awesome mod! Love the utility, and the hot look. Can you provide the admin cheat code for instant access? Thanks! <3
Blooded Rogue Feb 19, 2016 @ 4:03pm 
Gonna give this a try :"]