A Chicken's Guide to Skyrim

Hello, I'm Charlie, or 'Charles' if you're a posh toff - and by that I mean Noble, always with your huge sacks of grain and never spreading any this way - but I digress. As you can clearly see, I am a chicken. I am here to teach you two thing: How to be a Skyrim Chicken (A much desired quality); and why THOU SHOULD NOT KILL CHICKENS!

A Foreword - Why you SHOULD NOT KILL US

Why you SHOULD NOT KILL US!

I hope that the grainy image explains....No...... I'll explain.

We chickens are in business with the Nords of Skyrim....A good one too. We provide the eggs, they provide the nest and are safety.....that is, until we get to old, but we are a lot safer than you. If you attack or kill us, you will have Oblivion heaped onto your shoulders, and the Nords will leap over logs and down the lane, they will jog, to slit your jugular and to smash your face in.

Just a warning.

How to be a chicken

You know the stereotype with chickens. Someone spread the rumor that we are cowards, and by Ysmir, they were right! If you want to be a chicken, you can:

Install a chicken race mod

OR

Create a build that focuses on people charging into danger selflessly on your behalf, making your enemies flee and defecate themselves, and that like. For this, you will need to put focus on Illusion (Control over mortals), Restoration (Healing) and Conjuration (Control over the undead).

Any final notes

Yes, two -

CHICKENS WILL TAKE OVER SKYRIM

and

IF you attempt to play this build, have fun

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[Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)]

The seal - indeed!

[Undead]

hey there, i got a bucket of chicke-*gets slaped*

[Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)]

Giacomo - Thanks, check out my other guides, follow me for more, etc. etc, and in general - HAVE A LOVELY DAY! :D

[DipperDolphin]

Amazing!

[Bruh]

Chiken?!

[α/Ace]

None shall face teh Mighty Chickens!

[jameson john jonah]

I'm a chicken and I find this guide useful. oh Did I mention that I'm Charlie's cousin, Chappie? You can call me Chap only, if you're a posh toff too.

[I Am Tokyo Senriren]

thou shall not pass