Sid Meier's Civilization V

Sid Meier's Civilization V

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This mod adds the "legendary" civilization of Pootopia and its leader, Scrofula Rex, to the game.

In case you hadn't guessed, there's immature humour in this mod. And that's the whole point of it. It's just silly and stupid. The leader, Scrofula, is an unhinged, enthusiastically pansexual idiot.

DO NOT install this mod if you are likely to be offended. This mod contains mild bad language, sexual references and toilet humour. Do not touch the operational end of this mod.

That said, if you're open minded and don't mind a little bit of childish fun, then why not give it a try? It makes a nice change from being serious and formal all the time. Besides, it's not as if it is a non-stop onslaught of offensiveness, it's just that Scrofula occasionally says something that no sensible diplomat ever would (or should).

I created this mod simply because I was bored and wanted to try something new, and I was interested to see just what is involved in mod making. I couldn't be bothered thinking of any serious civilization to add, so I invented Pootopia. Populated by people made of poo. The mod was never really meant to be completed, polished and published, but after some encouragement from a couple of friends here we are. Poo for everyone!

I think it needs BNW to run, but I'm not sure. It may work without it. I've set it to require the BNW DLC anyway, just in case. But who doesn't have BNW these days huh?

I'm not sure if the balance is right (I mean the difficulty level of course - Scrofula himself is supposed to be unbalanced). Constructive citicism is welcome. If you just want to tell me that you don't like it I don't care, but go ahead and tell me anyway if it makes you feel better.
If it gets popular at all I may add more dialogue.

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UA: Livestock Lovin' - cities with cows, horses or sheep nearby set up 'Happy Farms' to increase city happiness.

UU: Boy Scout - replaces the Scout - moves faster but much weaker in combat
UU: Septic Tank - replaces the Landship - slower and weaker attack, but better defense

UB: Sewage Plant - replaces Hydro Plant - increases food and culture


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Enjoy! (or not)
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6 Comments
Your Mom Was A Lobster May 13 @ 9:17pm 
Meh, crashes for me. Might be advanced start, can't be arsed to check.
CocoBar #Coco Dec 5, 2015 @ 5:10am 
WTF
Tomtom  [author] Sep 22, 2015 @ 6:50am 
Oh. Uhm. Sorry to hear that, admiral. BNW is a good dlc though, worth considering.
Desimatorg[kiop] Sep 20, 2015 @ 7:07am 
i dont have brave new world...
Tomtom  [author] Sep 7, 2015 @ 2:37am 
Thanks Truien_$killz, glad you got a laugh out of it!

Some good ideas there. Scrofula himself doesn't really do religion (strange, considering his supposed origin) but this could make a fun offshoot civ - perhaps a group of pious Pootopians went their own way and founded a rival nation - the Tush (Kush was a real world civilization, from the Egypt region).
I wasn't planning to add a whole extra civ to the mod any time soon, but I'll keep it in mind.
Truien_$killz Sep 7, 2015 @ 1:45am 
Hilarious. Thanks for the levity! Still, so much more can be done with this mod. For instance:

Leader: Mudbutt
UA: Mudbutt Waits For No One - Religion spreads 25% faster. Units can embark immediately.
UU: Dookie Man - Replaces Missionary. Can spread religion 4 times but causes resistance in non-friendly foreign cities. 2x vision. Can defend.
UB: Sewage Plant - Replaces Water Mill. Cities with this building receive an additional 25% food growth and +2 happiness
UI: Mud Flats - Can only be built on flood plains but can be constructed outside of owned territory. Enemy units suffer decreased movement and lose health while on mud flats.

I'd love to help you develop this mod and can supply artwork and civilopedia entries. Let me know.