No Shave Guide

No-Shave Campaign

Natural is Better

Bodyhair: Why Is It Important?

Your bodyhair is a forest that absorbs the energy from this universe. It produces the naturalized confidence-structuring chemicals in your brain, (BH-L, Oxytocin, Serotonin) and they all have a beneficial effect on your physical health. The valuable hair on your body is not only crucially important for the well-being of your health, but preserving it for longer and longer periods of time could help you restructure and restore your understanding of what is right and what is wrong in this unbalanced society.

Shaving Statistics for Women

Average amount of times a woman shaves each month	12
Average amount of times a woman will shave in her lifetime	7,718
Average amount of money a woman will spend in her life on shaving related products	$10,000
Average amount of time it takes for a woman to shave	10.9 minutes
Percent of women that shave everyday	11%
Percent of women that use shaving as hair removal method	58%
Percent of women that use waxing as hair removal method	21%
Percent of women who use depilatory creams and lotions as hair removal method	18%

Every year, women spend thousands of dollars on hair-removal products, but what they do not know, is that many of these shaving creams feature more harmful ingredients than beneficial ones.


Either way you look at it, hair removal is a world of pain.

Hairy Legs Keep You Warm

Many women have stated that they feel better and more comfortable when they haven't shaved. We need our fur to keep us warm. Especially us women in the north.

Equality or Objectification

Millions of women are being enslaved by their partners, unaware of it. Every day, they spend hours trying to look flawless for their loved one. It could be for various reasons; Insecurity, fear of loss, or just to get something in return for their good looks, after the sun goes down.
But women who are single will not always shave, not always eat healthy, and not always try to live up to the expectations of men. So what is the real issue here? Where did we get the idea that men have such high standards? It is not the fault of women. It is the fault of something entirely different.

Everybody shaves. The only reason young girls want to grow up, is so that they can shave, and live up to the false expectations of society that have been placed on their head since the day they were born. It is a piece of thin red silk, tied around their face, so that they cannot see properly. It is soft and comfortable to wear, and red is the color of love. They will see through it, and seek love wherever they go, and they will do whatever they must do to get attention, for that is what they have been taught is true happiness, ever since the day they first set foot in this world. So, they shave, they pluck their eyebrows, they grow their hair out and dye it, to unknowingly escape what is true.

This red silken band, is what we call modern society. Children are born and raised by young inexperienced parents, in unhealthy atmospheres, growing up with bad habits, bad karma, and not knowing what is real and what isn't. Uncomfortable in their own skin, they listen to peoples observations of peoples false opinions, and become what they think is right. No matter how much their souls will be tarnished, they will go on, until they grow forever cold in their heart.

So, who's fault is this? Is it the parents, is it society itself?



It is not the parents, and it is not society itself. It is the fault of something entirely different.
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Naina Kataria’s poem was inspired when she went out for a movie with a guy. "We were watching this ad or razors for women when I remarked that celebrities shouldn't endorse such products because it sends out a message that one has to buy them to look beautiful. He replied by saying "OMG you're too much of a feminist."

His comment made Kataria think about the unrealistic standards of beauty set for women and to what extent these have to be hidden from women.

“So when I thread my eyebrows and wax almost every part of my body raw, I ought to not believe a man who says that I'm beautiful, because he's clearly not complimenting me, he's complimenting all the torturous efforts that I have gone through to match an unsaid yet mandatory standard,” Kataria says. “I am pretty sure he wouldn't appreciate me the same with bushy eyebrows and hairy legs, which is why his appreciation for my looks is a delusion.”

When a man tells me
I’m beautiful
I don’t believe him.
Instead, I relive my days in high school
When no matter how good I was
I was always the girl with a moustache
He doesn’t know what it’s like
to grow up in your maternal family
Where your body is the only one that
Proudly boasts of your father’s X
While your mother’s X sits back and pities
It’s unladylike-ness
He doesn’t know the teenager
Who filled her corners with
Empty consolations of
Being loved for who she was- someday.
He doesn’t know hypocrisy.
He doesn’t know of the world that
tells you to ‘be yourself’
and sells you a fair and lovely shade card
in the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breath
He doesn’t know of the hot wax and the laser
whose only purpose is to
replace your innocent skin
with its own brand of womanhood
He doesn’t know of the veet and the bleach
That uproot your robust hair
in the name of hygiene
Hygiene, which when followed by men
makes them gay and unmanly
He doesn’t know how unruly eyebrows are tamed
and how uni brows die a silent death
All to preserve beauty
And of the torturous miracles that happen
Inside the doors marked
"WOMEN ONLY"
So when a man calls me beautiful
I throw at him, a smile; a smile that remained
After everything the strip pulled away
And I dare him
To wait
Till my hair grows back.

Survey on Bodyhair

We asked a few people about their personal opinions on bodyhair.

Answerer: Male/25

Q: Do you think women should pluck their eyebrows or leave them natural?
A: Eyebrows? I don't really care. Some look good with them plucked and some look good with them natural.

Q: Are you disgusted by leghair on women?
A: Not really. Initially I might be like "whoa, those are some hairy legs," but it's not like I get disgusted by it.

Q: Do you prefer a woman to be smooth or bushy?
A: If I'm going down there, I prefer shaved or at least trimmed, if it's Osama Bin Laden down there, I prefer not to. Otherwise it doesn't really matter.

Q: What about armpit hair?
A: That I may prefer shaved, hell, I even trim mine.

As one notices immediately, this guy is clearly racist, as he compares a natural woman with a terrorist. We'd like to see this type of man eradicated.

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Answerer: Female/14

Q: What is your opinion on women shaving?
A: Well, I think it's their choice whether they want to or not. If it makes them feel more comfortable, who am I to judge? It's all natural anyway.

Q: Do you feel like shaving might have a bad influence on how people see themselves?
A: I don't think so, I don't think that shaving should be the social norm, but some people prefer to be hairless.

Q: The majority of men prefer women who shave their entire body, which is quite discriminating, and some people even say that loving a hairless woman is like loving a child. How do you feel about it all?
A: I think people should just all around be more accepting, it's not their body, who are they hurting by not shaving?

Her opinion on this matter is accustomed; ordinary, politically correct, tolerant to each perspective. However, a vast percentage of society is still underhandedly repelled by the thought of bodyhair.

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Answerer: Male/N/A
Q: Do you think long leghair on women will come into fashion soon?
A: No clue, but my girlfriend has that. Mostly out of laziness though.

Q: How do you feel about the fact that she hasn't shaved?
A: Don't really care, I won't have to shave my chesthair then.

Q: Does she pluck her eyebrows?
A: No clue, they're blonde so it looks like she doesn't have any.

Q: Does she have a bush?
A: That's maybe a little private.

This man clearly doesn't care about women. He uses their vulnerability to live out his own egocentric laziness. He doesn't even notice the troubles they go through, and refuses to spread the knowledge of women's issues. They are sexually oppressed thanks to men like him.

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Answerer: Male/19
Q: Do you prefer a woman to have pubic hair or not?
A: Hair in intimate places, totally cool. That's up to them.

Q: How do you feel about leghair on women?
A: Leghair, not really my cup of tea. Again, up to the person I guess, but probably not something I'd go for.

Q: Do you think all women should shave their armpits?
A: No, I don't think all women HAVE to shave. That includes any area. I personally would most likely not find it attractive though.

Q: Do you think it's a requirement for women to pluck their eyebrows in order to look attractive?
A: Again, I don't think they have to. How one looks is up to oneself. Although I wouldn't find a unibrow very attractive.

Q: Would you tell your girlfriend to shave her legs, if the hairs were 2-3 cm long? Or would you ignore it and hope that she'd figure that out herself?
A: If I knew she didn't mean to be unshaved like that, I'd definitely tell her. If she told me it was because she wanted to have long leghair, I'd probably wait it out and see - maybe there is something wrong with her.

This is a typical female oppressor, that one sees often on the street catcalling innocent women who are just out for a stroll. A man that boasts his male privilege and preferences shamelessly. He could care less about womens feelings - that is clear in his words.

Eyebrows. Are They Necessary?

The answer is yes.

Eyebrows are absolutely necessary.

You see them everywhere in the world. They uphold the righteousness of mankind.


Energy.
Your true value.
Ease-of-mind.
Belonging.
Reality.
Open-heartedness.
Worthiness.
Simplicity, sincerity, and self-love.

Bill Prefers It That Way

Bill grew up with hairy women. He is too old for razors. Actually, he is very frightened of razors. There was once a razor attacking him during his time in the army, and that damnable razor cut his beard away. Yeah, well, this is no hairy old wives tale, so listen closely.

In the deserts of Ymerion, Bill was sitting on a rock. You know, one of those rocks that are made out of stone. and basically stones are made out of pebbles. There are also big pebbles, you know? Those boulders. Or something. Not to mention mountains. Anyways, Bill was sitting on a rock eating his dusty meal of gruel, when suddenly a sneak was snaking up on him. Or was it a snake sneaking up on him? Yes, and it turned out that it was no ordinary snake. It was a razor snake. Those things are freaking dangerous. I remember once when I was in zambodai's cabin, there was a razor snake hidden under my documents. I deleted those documents. What were we talking about again? Oh yes, yes, so Bill was attacked by a razor snake, but he killed it. But the problem with razor snakes is that they have a razor planted inside their mouth. And when it dies, it gets released. So Bill was in real trouble. You know why? No, of course you don't, but luckily I do. Because I've had real experience with those freaks. You remember those documents? They were screwed up. So Bill got his beard shaved away (yes, sadly), and he died. Inside. Like a pubichair getting cut away from it's owner. An unnecessary freedom, unasked for. Tormented with despair and oblivious, unwanted journeys. A story of a death. Chips and candy, mixed together in a bowl, unasked for. A lawbreaking ruler. A ruling lawbreaker. Call it whatever you want. It was a disgrace. And I think we both know the moral of this story.

How to Not Shave

1st Method:

Step one: Skip the current action of shaving in order to stop shaving.

Step two: Destroy your razor.

Step three: !!!

Step four: Your earnings will be displayed here.


2nd Method:

Step one: Skip the current action of shaving in order to stop shaving.

Step two: Throw out your razor.

Step three: You know the drill.

Our No-Shave Group

If you want to take part in our little community, you can join here:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ScrewRazors

Everyone is welcome. We will brainwash you soon enough.


Thank you.

[Triadia]

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