How to rek the community beyond rekognition

In this guide, you'll learn how to ruin the community and slowly drive people away from a game. Just follow this guide and you'll be an annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who gets insta kicked from all games in no time!

Step 1

First, what you want to do is the following (Can be done in any order):


1. Use all medkits.
2. Use pills when you see them, even if your health is fine.
3. Rek your teammates beyond rekognition
4. ALWAYS ALWAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALWAYS Start the panic event as soon as you see it.
DO NOT HESITATE!
5. Act either Homophobic, racist, or sexist. If you act all 3 it will give away that you are trolling.
Say something like "Stfu ♥♥♥♥♥ and get back in the kitchen!!111!!134!11!" or "Stfu n!gger!!"
6. Heal your teammates when there is a tank coming nonstop.
7. Spam the saferoom door so your teammates can not get in. I guarantee an insta kick! :D.
8. Use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mic possible! (AKA Walmart mic)
9. Try and lock a teammate in a closet or such and throw a pipe bomb in there.
10. Always throw a molotov on an incapped teammate!
11. If a teammate is pounced, DO. NOT. HELP THEM!
12. Got a bile bomb? K Throw it on an incapped teammate. This will cause a horde to appear and rek your teammate beyond rekognition!



Thats all folks!
Now just remember, you can never EVER be VAC Banned due to this.



Since Valve doesn't care. If someone says they're reporting you, don't worry your little tail! You'll be just fine! It's not like valve cares! Ha :D

[Goobfloob]

do i kill people for their medkits?

[Zombie Train! 别提了]

That's not what's wrong with the community, that's just being bad at the game. What's wrong with the community and drives people away is that the trolls have been multiplying like cockroaches.