GET OUT OF MY CAMERA WHEATLEY YOU SON OF A C**K!!!

You want Wheatley to die like the irritating prat he is.

WHAT?

After having played through singleplayer a number of times, you would have already understood what a useless, overbearing little f**kh*** backward pr**k Wheatley is, made furthermore when he's being carried by you, levitating just inches away from your face, rambling on and on about the most useless junk that serves no remote purpose in getting you anywhere in your quest for salvation. Not only is it a cause for annoyance, it also makes the idiot sphere a bit of a visual obstruction like when you enter GLaDOS' ruins, there's some cinematic ♥♥♥♥ going on but OH WAIT- Wheatley's there to remind you that you can't have this moment to yourself and that he's alive, the defective little d***f*** F**KING c***s******a**-shaped no-****dumbf***sh**a*****c***c*** etc.

HOW??

So for these reasons, you want to annihilate him like the b**ch he is

*This requires developer console (it can be accessed by hitting ` (the key underneath esc key and above Tab key) )
*If the console doesn't show up, chances are that you haven't enabled it in the option menu. Pause the game or in main menu, go to options; keyboard/mouse; check that developer console is allowed. Open it then enter sv_cheats 1 . Be wary that having cheats enabled will disable achievement acquisition; cheats can be turned off with sv_cheats 0.
*When the intolerable little f**k-up is underneath your reticule, or when you're carrying him and he's rambling some dumb crap, open your console and enter " ent_remove ", sans the quotation marks.



He should be gone for good but TAKE NOTE though- Wheatley is vital to story progress so without him, certain events cannot be triggered and you will be unable to advance. When this happens you can simply backtrack to your last checkpoint with F7. If Wheatley is still missing then, you're f*cked so it's safer to keep a custom checkpoint/quicksave using F6. This is for visual effect only.

[RubDubDuck]

crab

[Dunkus]

Ok, but someone needs to calm the FUCK about Wheatley.

[StavaasEVG]

Will be better if you figure out how to move him to left down part of the screen. Then he'll be there, and you'll think that you're really carrying him by left hand.

[readf0x]

:O

[Flimt_F3]

hehe

[LazerTad]

hehe

[Nimrott]

WS

[turDucken]

wow thank you this is super helpful

[ƒlechette]

Actually, you don't have to use sv_cheats and get rid of the posibility of getting achievments and leesing him for good. Instead, open the console and type:
"ent_fire !picker disablemotion"
and when you walk away aim at him again and type:
"ent_fire !picker enablemotion"
Binding these keys is much more conveniant so:
"bind 1 "ent_fire !picker disablemotion"" and "bind 2 "ent_fire !picker enablemotion""
Notice that the outermost quotes should not be copied.

[yard]

that is useless