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Platforms: PC
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
Jun 30 @ 7:15am
Jun 30 @ 8:15am

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After falling asleep, one developer must now flee from the criticism of the internet in his never ending nauseating nightmare, will he escape? Will he find the magic turtle to cure his limp leg? It's up to you!


-Randomly generated terrain
-Tons of achievements
-Ability to put your own quotes into the game (Coming soon)
-Completely free
-Randomly generated quotes (Coming soon)
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STVR Jul 23 @ 8:32am 
Okay, I get it, ha ha, but no.
[LP] {Brody} James Bond Jul 21 @ 9:47am 
Wouldnt pay for this garabage
Aηγc Dραηγc Jul 18 @ 10:35am 
"Totally awful" — Cruel Reality
"-10/10" — Ditto
"What have i done?! I gonna kill myself!" — Developer
Alex Windia Jul 14 @ 7:19pm 
The premise of this game is an exact replica of how this developer will be when people catch wind of this game.
Osu Jul 14 @ 2:06am 
It sounds interesting and the music is soothing but it does need more work.
Paperthintelevision Jul 12 @ 11:04pm 
The music sounds good. For a free game that rips off Runner and insults game journalism, I'm down.
Sgt.Psycho Jul 6 @ 2:43am 
Needs more diversity in insults. It would also be cool if you could use them, maybe swing off them, mantle, or climb up something. That way you'd look forwards to certain insults.
Speaking Waters Jul 5 @ 10:26pm 
love the trance approach, now lets see an interesting game grow out of this
Herman der German Jul 5 @ 3:20am 
Just in case you people don't realize this game will be free.
Skev Jul 5 @ 1:43am 
I'm going to go ahead and agree with the guy from Reddit.