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Genre: Adventure
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
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Mar 26, 2014 @ 6:38am
Oct 23, 2014 @ 1:08pm
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Releasing 29th January - Preorders now available
15 Minutes of Gameplay
Description
Release date: SUMMER 2013
If Sarah Palin and Rambo had a Superhero Lovechild

No Bull Intentions invites you to point, click and puzzle your way through a comic journey into the jingoistic heart of American super culture.

Superheroes are the shining beacons of humanity. They exist to guide us, to show us the way forward. Kind of like the übermensch. But definitely the fun, non­-Nazi übermensch. Because superheroes are there to protect the young and the weak and the good and to defend the gender normatives values of society. And also kittens. Think of the kittens. Stuck in nasty trees.
All of which neatly demonstrates that they’re definitely not fascists.

Enter Kyle Keever, a mild­-mannered aspiring actor who auditions for hit new reality show ‘America’s Got Superpowers’ and gets a little too into his alter-­ego: a strong, brave, handsome, Arian man the people call the Purple Patriot. Although defending Freedom, Equality and other capital nouns is his daily grind, the Purple Patriot’s favourite cause is stamping out the evils polluting his beloved New York. But when you’re a champion of justice with a supreme moral compass, those evils often resemble your personal pet peeves. Like hippies. And immigrants. And anyone a few Hooters short of heterosexual.

Still. Who’s going to argue with a superhero?

Key Features
  • Satirical point­-and-­click adventure comedy
  • Dozens of puzzles to solve on your journey to earn your spot in the televised semi­-final
    of ‘America’s Got Superpowers’
  • Super helpful British sidekick Mel*
  • 30+ vivid and fully interactive New York locations to explore, each hiding clues and items
  • A host of peculiar characters with branching dialogue and hidden motives
  • A flattering spandex outfit
*May not actually be that helpful

Supreme League of Patriots will be released in the summer of 2014 on Windows, Mac, Linux and iPad ­ and, with the assistance of your superpowers, will be coming to Steam too!

You'll like Supreme League of Patriots if you like...
  • Lucasarts adventure games
  • Family Guy
  • Sierra adventure games
  • South Park
  • The Simpsons
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114 Comments
NoBullIntentions  [author] Jan 14 @ 5:06pm 
Each issue is around four hours long. Yes, each issue has its own set of Trading Cards.
himmatsj Jan 14 @ 4:22am 
Hey man, how long are each episodes? Do each episode have their own set of Trading Cards?
NoBullIntentions  [author] Jan 6 @ 7:37pm 
Also, since we got the Greenlight from Steam, we've been able to add achievements and cloud saves to the game. Since we're launching simultaneously for Win, Mac and Linux, cloud saves are a really useful addition.
NoBullIntentions  [author] Jan 6 @ 7:32pm 
The game has been finished for a few months now. We've been doing some more QA to try to ensure that everything is absolutely rock solid for release. We've also teamed up with a publisher, so they have all of their marketing and promotion materials to prepare, We'll be announcing the release date any day now, but it's safe to say that you don't have much longer to wait.
[TTN] ANT Jan 6 @ 4:00pm 
Is this game still being made?
Reaganite Oct 22, 2014 @ 9:51am 
NoBullIntentions Nigel Farage is trying to save your island from ruin you ingrate. You have totally lost my sale.
NoBullIntentions  [author] Sep 28, 2014 @ 9:38am 
I don't drive but if I did, I would definitely drive a Russian/Jewish/German hybrid. It's true that Nigel Farage and UKIP have stolen some of our best jokes, but he calls them policies.
belijee Sep 12, 2014 @ 1:08pm 
Reminds me of "Superhero League of Hoboken", a good adventure game, (silly) super-heroes themed !!
Princess Dajve <3 Aug 27, 2014 @ 9:24pm 
Over-patriotic... Purple suit... Arrgh, it's UKIP!
DaRoflDoflZz Aug 22, 2014 @ 3:29pm 
It´s like the best idea ever gone horribly wrong... i mean look at it it could be something ,it could be funny,it could be fun to watch or even worth a download.But all this got trashed with that weird humor...who the f*ck would laugh about it ? A russian/jew/german hybrid ?