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Catapult for Hire
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Genre: Action, Adventure, RPG
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
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Feb 5 @ 8:34am
Oct 28 @ 1:12pm
Recent Announcements View All (2)
Fishing!
Catapult for Hire is on Kickstarter!
Description
Release date: TBD
Catapult for Hire is an action-adventure RPG where exploration and puzzle solving are done with your skillful and creative use of catapults.

No job is too big or too small. One moment you will be solving huge Zelda-like temples and in the next you are helping a gigantic lazy ogre complete his chores.

Earn gold, find and unlock new catapults, fight epic bosses, craft new payloads, heck you can even go fishing.

The story is a satirical look at modern issues in a medieval setting. You play an out of work knight during an economic meltdown who turns to freelance catapultry to make ends meet. Even in a whimsical world, life can be harsh. Experience triumphant victories and crushing failures. As you progress you find there are bigger powers at play and that your adventures have found you uniquely equipped to take them on.

Catapult for Hire is designed in the spirit of big adventure a with a Nintendo 64 era inspired style and features a full campaign with an insane amount of variety. Compete in the colosseum to gain renown (like exp). Explore sprawling catacombs, play catapult-golf or go fishing to find rare ingredients for crafting.

Your time is important so there is no throwaway story here. The gameplay drives the story and the story drives the gameplay. Written with snarky shakespearean prose, every word will be agonized over to keep the story concise, entertaining and utterly pithy.
Popular Discussions View All (2)
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Mar 10 @ 8:03pm
Public Beta
bad_plan
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Feb 14 @ 4:49pm
A couple of questions
Bobthejeffmonkey
230 Comments
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[KTT] Zpeed Oct 30 @ 6:06am 
Has been waiting for this game for years now
[KTT] Zpeed Oct 30 @ 6:05am 
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loudplay  [author] Oct 29 @ 1:25pm 
Thanks for all the votes guys! The game is GREENLIT!
whisperdll Oct 23 @ 10:33pm 
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Chaos Llama Oct 22 @ 8:58pm 
I know this game will be excellent, even if it takes some time to arrive :) How I wish the Kickstarter had succeeded!
RichardD Oct 6 @ 4:34am 
Hehe, it's funny, cute and i don't even know what is this all about, but! Voted yes! Catapults! RLY?! ^_^
Heaven Oct 1 @ 2:51am 
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Esvace Sep 12 @ 11:29pm 
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Nigga I thought this was gon' be some angry birds clone; I wasn't expectin' no zelda shiznit. Niggga this look off the hook fo' potential.