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I Want To Be Human
Platforms: PC
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
Jan 1, 2014 @ 4:34am
Aug 14 @ 10:49am
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Major Updates - Vampires and Publishers.
Beta footage / Poster Art
Release date: Q4 2014
It’s the age-old love story, right? Wrong. I Want To Be Human is a game that drives a stake through the heart of every vampire love story ever told, turning every stereotype of the usual supernatural romance genre on its head (and even managing to rub a garlic clove or two in there).

The story is about a boy, who meets a vampire girl. Boy falls in love with said vampire girl, and then boy gets turned into a hat by evil forces trying to take over the world… wait, say what? Well, there is only one thing vampire girl can do about that: go on a bloodthirsty rampage of death and destruction in a quest to get her boyfriend back!

I Want To Be Human is packed with crazy platform blasting action, a pulsing electropunk audio score, wildly dark tongue-in-cheek humour, and lashings of exploding body parts. Players will aid our vampiric protagonist on her journey through hell and back (literally) to save her beau. Along the journey players will unlock abilities they never knew they had while blasting their way through five worlds of blood-soaked monochromatic mayhem. And who knows, they might even set a new high ‘sgore’ (ahem) into the bargain…

I Want To Be Human Key Features:

- Vampire Justice – Love, betrayal, and endless destruction, all drenched in pixelated gore that spans five different worlds

- Bullets for my Valentine – Upgrade your trusty shotgun and take the fight to the flock – the ones who are responsible for turning your boyfriend into trendy headgear

- Tongue, meet cheek – Discover a world packed with off-the-wall dark humour and a unique art style that could only come from the mind of Sinclair Strange
Popular Discussions View All (2)
Feb 14, 2014 @ 4:33pm
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Jan 30, 2014 @ 4:44pm
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Sc4rr I Oct 30 @ 2:21pm 
Is it coming out tomorrow as stated at i55? Or do I have to go back to crying over the poster
доктор кельвиш Sep 17 @ 6:03pm 
holy shit i just found out the soundtrack was written by Jimmy Urine, im in
Nguagemaster Aug 29 @ 11:32am 
Played it at Insomnia 55, it was awesome
Noaksey Apr 8 @ 4:03am 
Really cool game, and interesting concept I can not wait to play it :)
Such Doge. Very Wow. Apr 7 @ 1:55pm 
This game looked awesome at Insomniai54 and met a few of the devs it was awesome! ;)
Black Jesus Apr 6 @ 4:38pm 
hey dude met you at insomnia yesterday really awesome to meet you and some other kickass indie devs really cool day definately grabbing a copy of this game!!!
Tom-Arse Apr 3 @ 12:25pm 
Hey, I just met you today at Insomnia, awesome to meet you irl :D I feel honoured to be called a Penis Cake by the sign-post boss c:
Miles Dec 17, 2014 @ 10:59am 
@Rabbids4eva Deviantart is a disgusting website, boo!!
Rabbids4eva Dec 13, 2014 @ 11:08am 
deviantART Awesomeness!
Action Bastard Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:51pm 
This game seems focused at me. hell yeah. take it