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Exclusivly infamous guard line
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Apr 22, 2012 @ 11:26pm
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One thing that I've noticed about the work shop is it is full of mods that remove the "I took an arrow to the knee" line from the guards dialog. Well here is a mod that does exactly the oppisite and makes them incapable of saying anything else.

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medic murderer Jun 28 @ 6:38pm 
guard: I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

me: yeah well I took 500 arrows to the face in under one second.

guard: ...

me: true story XD
Mr. Derp Jan 3 @ 7:45pm 
this mod combined with the divine punishment for thsose who mention an arrow in the knee mod is hilarious
***Shadow4232*** Nov 17, 2013 @ 6:34am 
i used to an adventurer like you,but then I got an mod in the knee
Enthu Feb 27, 2013 @ 1:06pm 
@ratchetman2: the joke is that every guard in Skyrim at some point says "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got an arrow to the knee" to the Dragonborn (and why NPCs go out of their way to say random stuff to Dovahkiin I've ALWAYS wondered) as a greeting. We laugh at it because 1) 99 arrows and their knee took one 2) they used to be adventurers and 3) there must be a mysterious knee archer in Skyrim sniping hopeful adventurers' knees.\
As for this mod, I love it but am not going to download it because I'm scared that 1) I won't get some quests to start, 2) I'll miss some other funny lines and 3) I actually use console to strip guards after they say that line to me...a personal joke. I'm not ... ready ... enough for naked guards to be reminding me about their knees anytime soon ;) Great mod idea though, in every case!!!
MJOLNIRMARKFIVE Aug 29, 2012 @ 6:14pm 
Odd I seem to remember that phrase being spoken even in oblivion and I've played since Morrowind...
ratchetman2 Aug 6, 2012 @ 3:07am 
I don't get the joke. All I understand is that it's a developer comment on how greaves are no longer in the game. Greaves were removed in Skyrim, but were in Oblivion.
AgentWD40  [author] Jul 28, 2012 @ 10:41pm 
I wouldn't know without seeing the code for the other guys mod.
The Oncoming Storm Jul 28, 2012 @ 9:29am 
YES thank you AgentWD40 i would stand talking to guards waiting for them to say that and now they just do!!!
JediPianist Jul 28, 2012 @ 1:45am 
I tried them both ways, and with your mod first the guards would endlessly repeat the line with no lightning, but in the other order they refused to say anything at all. I also tried turning off all other mods, still no dice. Any ideas?
AgentWD40  [author] Jul 27, 2012 @ 8:58pm 
It has something to do with the load order. Try reversing it.