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The Capper's Canopic
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Idea by PSI Guy
http://facepunch.com/threads/1167479?p=35000578&viewfull=1#post35000578

Weapon for the Curse-A-Nature Set.

Go all organ offensive with the Capper’s Canopic, an ancient container filled
with the organs from a dried old corpse, and deadly flesh eating scarab beetles!
Give those knuckleheads a taste of archaeology (Literally!!), as bits of mummy
organs fly into their mouth, when you throw this ancient relic at them! Show
your nemesis you can outsmart bullet, and have scarabs eat them (IRONY!)
from the inside out!

Archaeologists might come crying and scream at you for breaking precious
relics, but not if you are, a MUMMY! [DUN DUN DUN!] Instead, they would be
crying and screaming, running AWAY from you, as you throw your own organs
at them. Who cares? Your organs will regenerate anyway, because, you’re
one of the UNDEAD! [Alarming Music!] But you must be wondering, “But how
does the container re-appear?” That’s simple, the answer is MAGIC! It always
is, and in this case, it’s DARK, EVIL MAGIC! [Evil Laughter]

Alright, you can throw organs and beetles at people and you have dark magic,
so what? Well, your dark magic is amplified during a FULL MOON. “Well, how
could that possibly help me?”, you may be wondering. During a full moon, you
can leech the life out of your enemies, as the scarabs tear into their flesh, until
their DRIED UP CORPSE falls to the GROUND!

Even if your enemies don’t die, they will carry a CURSE, for the next 3 seconds after the scarab effect wears off! During this period, they will suffer MINI-CRITS! The Capper’s Canopic comes with a friendly scarab beetle, his extremely hungry friends and family, and old dried human organs. Curse effect is only present when the Curse-A-Nature set is equipped.
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Cob on the corn May 9 @ 6:52am 
so it's mad milk, basically. kill 'em and you get their life, hmm, at least it's more scarier and violent then just throwing milk on someone.
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Claptrap the Fragtrap Oct 31, 2012 @ 11:48am 
valve put it in
Captain Potato [PPM] Oct 6, 2012 @ 12:53am 
rate this this is awsome!!
The Man Who Laughs Sep 12, 2012 @ 8:38pm 
I like this but it seems a bit OP
BLINK Sep 12, 2012 @ 10:53am 
Love it, but the way he holds it so close to the bottom is slightly perturbing to me.
In any case, I REALLY hope Valve decides to give this the OK for the Scream Fortress event this year. We could really use a Halloween themed weapon or two (with unique stats).
|KK| THEKID (thefreeman500) Jul 12, 2012 @ 11:51pm 
me gusta
Garrathol☭ May 15, 2012 @ 3:54am 
кул супер
Captain Peelz May 14, 2012 @ 9:14pm 
@comorant, also when they added spies arm as a bat,