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The Caestus of Captain Cthulhu
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Oct 3, 2013 @ 9:48pm
Oct 21, 2013 @ 7:41pm
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The Call of Captain Cthulhu
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Description
When a villain needs to backhand something, doing it with his bare hands tends to leave a case of something they don't want- pain.

with this set of spiked caest(i(uses(??))) you can be certain when you backhand either an annoying minion, a too arrogant for his own good messenger, or a mouthy hero, you can be sure that the pain will be on THEIR end.

just remember to slap the damsels you capture with -the palm of your hand- and not the backhand when wearing these.

captain cthulhu's reign will be supreme!

P.S. we know he is technically not wearing a caestus, we ran out of alliterations.
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Gunchap Red Genetics Editor Oct 10, 2013 @ 10:25am 
add bleeding effects and a fair amount of damage and a health increase of 25 and i'm buying it
Steel Zombie Oct 9, 2013 @ 7:50pm 
Someone call cthulu, tell him too kick everyone else in the cult out to make room for number 1 member
thunka Oct 8, 2013 @ 6:10pm 
cool