Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Caestus of Captain Cthulhu
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Oct 3, 2013 @ 9:48pm
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The Call of Captain Cthulhu
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When a villain needs to backhand something, doing it with his bare hands tends to leave a case of something they don't want- pain.

with this set of spiked caest(i(uses(??))) you can be certain when you backhand either an annoying minion, a too arrogant for his own good messenger, or a mouthy hero, you can be sure that the pain will be on THEIR end.

just remember to slap the damsels you capture with -the palm of your hand- and not the backhand when wearing these.

captain cthulhu's reign will be supreme!

P.S. we know he is technically not wearing a caestus, we ran out of alliterations.