Garry's Mod

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"Realistic" AK-47
 
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Type: Weapon, Addon
Tags: Fun, Realism
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Sep 8, 2013 @ 7:15pm
Sep 9, 2013 @ 1:25pm
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Description
The AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace.

The gun has performed above and beyond its designers wildest dreams, having been used successfully by more idiots than any other gun before and since. It was at first chambered in 37.662mm (934x39.3.14159 cartridge, however, as part of Russia's "Let's See What We Can Put a Nuclear Reactor into" Program, it was upgraded with a small nuclear reactor. The inner workings of the weapon are only barely known to science. Whilst aesthetically similar to its manufactured predecessors, the weapon is suspected to have vastly different methods of operation, procedures, political beliefs and sexual preferences. Attempts to interview an AK47 have repeatedly wound up in failure. It is a low-cost, highly durable children's toy and rumored to be the most widely used, copied and mass produced toy of all time.

Like most modern weapons, it is powered by electromagnetic polarized gravity-ionizing fuel cells. Each cell is capable of providing the energy for around 30 trillion shots, unfortunately it can only hold enough power for 50 in the chamber. After the 50 rounds are depleted, it must recharge. It's secondary attack combines all current energy into a single phazon-charged plasma ball, capable of causing massive damage.
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Jul 12 @ 5:46pm
That description is obviously ment for laughs.
Glass fruit
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368 Comments
MattehWizard Sep 16 @ 8:50am 
XD
[CSUNC] Ryadnovoy Maxim Sep 10 @ 4:38pm 
This is the best joke i heard in all time

But it would be funnier if this was made by Russians so you can make the magical entity called 'Russian Bias'.
Goldenrappinghorse Jul 18 @ 10:30am 
People take this so seriously... It's a joke.
El Führer Jul 17 @ 3:10am 
@d3rp wow someone actually took the bait, nice. i didnt even try...
⇋XL⇌ Dingleberry Jul 16 @ 6:25pm 
@DrixY He's giving his own history to make the gun sound stupid, if you didn't catch the "Realistic" part of the title, obviously this is a trolls weapon. So if anyone is a retard here. You are my friend. I love this mod btw, very fun to use on your friends when they piss you off.
El Führer Jul 12 @ 7:11am 
fuck
El Führer Jul 12 @ 7:11am 
idiot*
El Führer Jul 12 @ 7:11am 
idiott*
El Führer Jul 12 @ 7:11am 
and also it isnt reliable idot
El Führer Jul 12 @ 7:03am 
wtf i swear that youre fucking retarded like are you for real the kalasnikovajah (its actully called that, but mikhail kalasnikovajah made kalashnikov up for the lolz xddd) was actually made by the japanese during the 34th world war between mars and earth to counter the RTX-69 assault rockets made by the colonies in mars. also it doesnt use a nucler reactor, its powered by an ionizing ionizer made by pure ion, which was devoloped by hitler!!1