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"Realistic" AK-47
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Type: Weapon, Addon
Tags: Fun, Realism
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Sep 8, 2013 @ 7:15pm
Sep 9, 2013 @ 1:25pm
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Description
The AK47 is an American assault rifle first designed by president John Kerry in 1662. He wanted to make an easy to use, reliable weapon to end world wars and bring about peace.

The gun has performed above and beyond its designers wildest dreams, having been used successfully by more idiots than any other gun before and since. It was at first chambered in 37.662mm (934x39.3.14159 cartridge, however, as part of Russia's "Let's See What We Can Put a Nuclear Reactor into" Program, it was upgraded with a small nuclear reactor. The inner workings of the weapon are only barely known to science. Whilst aesthetically similar to its manufactured predecessors, the weapon is suspected to have vastly different methods of operation, procedures, political beliefs and sexual preferences. Attempts to interview an AK47 have repeatedly wound up in failure. It is a low-cost, highly durable children's toy and rumored to be the most widely used, copied and mass produced toy of all time.

Like most modern weapons, it is powered by electromagnetic polarized gravity-ionizing fuel cells. Each cell is capable of providing the energy for around 30 trillion shots, unfortunately it can only hold enough power for 50 in the chamber. After the 50 rounds are depleted, it must recharge. It's secondary attack combines all current energy into a single phazon-charged plasma ball, capable of causing massive damage.
232 Comments
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Yaoi Gagarin 3 hours ago 
Apparently some people in the comment section can't understand sarcasm.
The Fat Christmas Pyro Jul 12 @ 2:48am 
it looks like an rifle from the game the walking dead it sucks like hell it isnt even realistic i've seen much better
R. Rapture Jul 8 @ 2:42pm 
LOL the description
dofo Jul 7 @ 12:09pm 
Destroyer, Didnt you notice realistic being quoted? The description is not true, and it wasn't meant to be. its a joke.
Leetle Heavy Jul 5 @ 7:43pm 
Reminds me of the G36 rifle, made in 1776 by the Japanese Emperor Hidushi in Germany. XD
Leetle Heavy Jul 5 @ 7:41pm 
Wow. Thanks John Kerry! XD
destroyerfives Jun 29 @ 7:10am 
its a fricken kalash and its made in russia 1947 after the world wars and it resembles a stg44 german ww2 rifle
destinyguardian123 Jun 28 @ 5:27pm 
its made by kalashnakov in russia
Sacrificial Doberman Jun 28 @ 6:16am 
@Exec Exhausted High damage IS realistic. Bullets are to kill, not do 20% damage. -.-
[TGA] Orbit Cornflakes Jun 25 @ 6:58pm 
Too bad this doesn't fire SABOT 76MM rounds. I guess i'll have to use the M16A3, made by Bashar Al-Asad, in 20XX.