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-- INFO
Goat Dynasty: Genesis adds a posse of murderous goats to Skyrim. Do not be fooled by their unassuming stature, they are veritable killing machines capable of reducing an unwary adventurer to a pile of ash. They can be found outside an abandoned house in The Rift, right near the Rift Imperial Camp. For killing these monstrosities, the player is rewarded with four Genesis Orbs, which can be used to craft two spells, a one-handed sword, or a bow.


-- LOOT
♦ Spell 1: Genesis Blessing (Restoration)
Genesis Blessing heals a targeted NPC 100 points, plus, while the spell is equipped, it boosts the user's armor rating. Crafted using Tanning Rack with Arcane Blacksmith perk.

♦ Spell 2: Genesis Shift (Alteration)
Genesis Shift forces a targeted living creature through dimensions, propelling it backwards with great force. Staggers non-living targets. Crafted using Tanning Rack with Arcane Blacksmith perk.

♦ Weapons: Genesis Blade / Bow
Same effect as Genesis Shift, but applied as enchantments. Crafted using any forge or anvil with Arcane Blacksmith and Daedric Smithing perks.

-- GOATS
Now, for the stars of the show, the goats themselves.

♦ Cooper the Eviscerator: The leader of the goat posse, Cooper is capable of summoning a fire storm. He has average health and speed.

♦ Buster the Doombringer: The tank of the four. Buster can heal himself when he feels like it. He doesn't feel like it all that often. He has high health and medium-low speed. He is more careful than the other 3 goats.

♦ Nugget the Vengeful: The frenzied attacker, Nugget fights to reclaim his family's lost honor. His power attacks cause tremors in the ground, dealing AOE damage and staggering nearby enemies. He has high attack, high speed, and medium-low health.

♦ Taco the Destroyer: Taco is the newest recruit for the goat posse, yet he has already proven himself in top-secret goat military operations against such threats as rabbits, grasshoppers and Paarthurnax. He has no special moves, but Taco has the highest raw damage output of all the goats. He also has the lowest health.

-- INSTALLATION
Simply click the green Subscribe button and steam will do the rest. Click again if you'd like to uninstall. (But who'd want to do that, right? ...right?)

-- KNOWN BUGS
If a finishing move is activated with the Genesis Blade (not sure about the bow), the enemy killed will not be killed, instead becoming invincible. To fix this, switch to another weapon and power attack until a finishing move activates for the other weapon. Alternatively, press the "~" key, click on the enemy, and type "kill".

-- Q/A
Q: Bacon?
A: Bacon.

Q: This mod is stupid.
A: It's a joke mod, mainly, with some cooler features. Deal with it.

Q: Are other installments on the way?
A: I'm glad I pretended you asked that! There indeed are. Hopefully this will be but the first in a great generation of Goat Dynasty mods.

-- CREDIT
Armor used in screenshots: Seratic Armor

-- TIPS
Either wait until after level 40 or around level 10 to fight the posse. They scale to 2 times the player's level (with the exception of Cooper, who scales at 2.25), but they cannot be under level 20 or over level 70. This means that they are extremely challenging at certain levels.
26 Comments
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[EIG] Shogun YogKnightDiamond Dec 25, 2013 @ 5:17pm 
bacon? NO! "Piggy piggy piggy, PORK!"-PCpowerplay
nukeboom Dec 18, 2013 @ 1:00am 
bacon bacon bacon? bacon!!!! bacon porkchop bacon.....
inosk0pedjfk Dec 10, 2013 @ 5:32pm 
lol'd so hard at carlma1's comment. hahahaha
carlma1 Nov 22, 2013 @ 9:49pm 
goats are killers with the zombie mod really swarmed by fucking goats
Fisto the Sexbot  [author] Oct 28, 2013 @ 10:08pm 
@rb256 I don't believe so.

@reloadedlolz Bacon.
reloadedlolz Oct 27, 2013 @ 4:20am 
Bacon?
Higuera Oct 19, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
foul mouthed goats standalone mod that works w/ this?
Toasted Waffle Sep 28, 2013 @ 5:10pm 
Love the mod btw oh and I think that You should make the gaurds say "By The Gods NOOOOO" when they attack it would be really funny
Just saying that the rest of these are just recomondations for the mod-
Goat race IF POSSIBLE
Friendly goat thats OP
Goat Armor
Sentient Goat Traders
Custom Voices fo the goats and heards of goats roaming the wild
I know its not in my place to tell u what to do as a guy who doesnt make mods Just gonna say that This would be the best mod EVER If it did this stuff!
P.s.
Goat Meat
Goat related quests
Goat FACTION (Joinable Through Custom Quests)

Ounce agian I know this is alot but This stuff would be amazing

-Sincerely
Dr.Porpoise
of the
Whimsical Whales
Fisto the Sexbot  [author] Sep 28, 2013 @ 4:43pm 
@Dr.Porpoise That's a good idea, thanks! I had thought about adding more than just the main ones, but I never thought about having them attack cities...
Toasted Waffle Sep 28, 2013 @ 9:04am 
*Should add