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The Flying Tort-tress
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Aug 3, 2013 @ 3:27pm
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Description
Oh, the Tort-anity! Don't worry, this balloon isn't filled with hydrogen. It's filled with the souls of the many men this tortoise has killed. Why? Because helium is way too expensive for a tortosie to buy. How much money do you think a tortoise has? Only enough to buy a balloon, string, a manual on how to fly a balloon, and a bottle of cream soda.


Features
- A floating pet item
- Jiggleboned
- Paintable
- Phong on the balloon, not the tortoise
- It is a tortoise attached to a balloon
Popular Discussions View All (2)
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Apr 25 @ 8:23pm
More Pets?
Dr.Gizmo
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Aug 22, 2013 @ 11:57am
I believe Valve should add this but...
Cheese Wheel
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{GG>Doge<GG} Jul 8 @ 1:05am 
Goddamit this is amazingly cute
Explosive Melon Jun 28 @ 12:47am 
Tortoises are cool.
Titanic Jun 26 @ 9:51pm 
'murica
ticketaco Jun 20 @ 10:58am 
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ticketaco Jun 20 @ 10:57am 



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NifftyGames Apr 22 @ 12:21pm 
THIS IS SO FAHKING AWESOME
299,792,458 m/s Apr 19 @ 5:41pm 
ER. MER. GERD.

SER ERDERABLE