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Desperation
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Class: Heavy
Item Slot: Headgear
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Jun 14, 2013 @ 5:31pm
Jun 15, 2013 @ 2:22am
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Description
Heavy's new hairstyle obviously isn't fooling anyone, but the team thinks it best to just let him think it is. After all, would YOU want to be the one to tell him?

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Features:
- 326 tris
- Single 256x256 texture
- Paintable
- Normal/bumpmapping to provide that real-hair look that all CGI combovers strive for
- Compiled using in-game importer
- Jiggle boned!

Unconfirmed features:
- 0.004% chance of turning you into a sexy beast
- 0.0002% chance of convincing others that you are not bald
10 Comments
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CamJuinortheIII Jun 29 @ 8:58pm 
pretty coooooooooool
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░░█▀▄▓▓▓███▓▓▓███▓▓▓▄░░▄▓▐█▌ So want!
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▌▓▓▓▄▄▀▀▓▓▓▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓█▓▓▌█▌ Wow.
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Dinosaurus Wrecks Jun 22 @ 6:21pm 
Oh man, I really want to see the jiggle boned comb over flop around when heavy dies.
meryl Jun 22 @ 2:44am 
Better than the Coupe D'isaster.
Spurdo Spärde Jun 19, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
Heavy Bundy
eXtory Jun 17, 2013 @ 3:37am 
Fuckin homer heavyson.
scavenge Jun 16, 2013 @ 10:15pm 
This is most beautiful hairdo xD
Chainsaw Joe's discount surgery Jun 15, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
hmmm guy with a minigun and gladular problem, nope wouldn't want to give him bad news
Will T.TVR  [author] Jun 15, 2013 @ 11:08am 
That's just the lighting. I did deliberately set up the shot to get that shine though.
<eVa> Zork Nemesis Jun 15, 2013 @ 8:00am 
Is it just the lighting, or did you increase the reflectivity of the bald scalp as well?