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The Usual Suspect
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Class: Spy
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Jun 13, 2013 @ 2:37pm
Jun 18, 2013 @ 6:16pm
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Description
The police will see you wearing this hat in public and chuckle, saying ''Clearly that man isn't REALLY an escapee. No criminal would be dumb enough to wear his jail clothes in public!'' Little do they know that you really DID escape from jail just days before, and you really WERE dumb enough to continue wearing your jail cap in public. It's the perfect disguise!

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A jail cap for the Spy. Also includes a villainous moustache*, perfect for twirling with your index finger while you practice your evil laugh.

(*NOTE: Moustache is fake and made from what the manufacturer assumes is plastic. Attempting to twirl said moustache may result in severe lacerations and/or ''Plastic Shard Embedded In Eye Syndrome.'')

Features:
- 336 tris
- 256x256 texture
- Paintable - black stripes and moustache will change color
- Compiled using in-game importer
- Can be called ''Unusual Usual Suspect'' if found in Unusual quality (this was seriously the biggest factor in why I picked the name)
18 Comments
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£€ѪΦΠʐ Aug 26, 2013 @ 2:30pm 
I love the mustache, but the hat doesn't really do it for me.. if it were just the stache and maybe a comically long cigar or something I'd like it more, but that just me
{o.W.n} Darkhax263 Jul 20, 2013 @ 11:53am 
ADD IT VALVE!
Forever Blue Jul 16, 2013 @ 8:48pm 
perfect
L | Crystalitar Jul 10, 2013 @ 11:02am 
this is hilarious xD
The Killer Taco Jun 25, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
Yes..... just yes....
Blanko Niño Jun 23, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
lol
sparkywaffles Jun 22, 2013 @ 5:59pm 
He looks like he just wants to tie a damsel to a train track. Good work.
mistergamedude Jun 18, 2013 @ 11:26pm 
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Hydrobolt Jun 18, 2013 @ 10:41pm 
If only the mustashe twirl could be a taunt...
bl4de.i² Jun 18, 2013 @ 7:47pm 
Thanks Will!! Looks great now.