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TURTLE DEFENSE TACTICS
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PLEASE SEE UPDATED VERSION HERE: ♥♥♥♥ING UPDATED VERSION OF TURTLE DEFENSE TACTICS V1.7.6

'GRAB A ♥♥♥♥ING PAPER BAG, BREATHE INTO IT AND CALM YOUR ♥♥♥ DOWN. YOU'RE HYPERVENTILATING BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A ♥♥♥♥ING MAP LIKE THIS INTENSE BULL ♥♥♥♥ SCENARIO.' CAN YOU HANDLE IT? I DON'T THINK SO. THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE AOEII SCENARIO FOR YOUR AVERAGE ♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYER. STRAP THAT ♥♥♥♥ING MOUSE TO YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. NOT WITH ALL THOSE DAMN TREES IN THIS MAP. OH, TREES? YEA, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE TO CARVE YOUR WAY TO THE ENEMY. YOU WANT TO CRY BECAUSE A WOLF JUST ATE YOUR VILLAGER? WELL, DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

UPDATES MADE:
-THERE WAS A DIRE NEED FOR MORE WOLVES
-EACH PLAYER STARTS WITH 3 ♥♥♥♥ING SIEGE ONAGERS
-INCREASED MOAT SIZE
-ADDED SHALLOWS SO A.I. PLAYERS WOULD BE CAPABLE OF LEAVING THEIR ♥♥♥♥ING ISLAND
-PUT A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ING STONE IN EACH BASE
-MORE WOLVES ADDED
-TREES ON STARTING ISLAND MINIMIZED, SO A.I. PLAYERS WOULD MOVE THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF THEIR ISLAND
-MADE SOME MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ING WATERWAYS TO INCREASE MAP TRANSPORTABILITY
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it's NOT in a book Jan 17 @ 5:11pm 
I FUCKING LIKE THIS FUCKING WAY OF FUCKING SPEAKING YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING MAN. THIS MAP IS FUCKING COOL.
Solstice Jan 14 @ 4:53pm 
Just finished a 10 hour game with this map, I recommend it especially with friends. Make sure to get a fuckload of onagers, makes the forest cleaning like a knife on butter.
Faber  [author] Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:47am 
levitator129020 Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:23am 
S*** Digital you just got pwned by the Author DAMNNNNN
brent Dec 15, 2013 @ 7:25am 
You should re upload the new version of this map. My version still says v 0-1-4
Prince Alyusi Boseda Islassis IV Dec 12, 2013 @ 8:13am 
I see.
Jimbob Dec 1, 2013 @ 11:31am 
fuck yeah
arclightshock37 Nov 11, 2013 @ 12:40pm 
So I got this awesome map but the updates don't seem to be working for whatever reason. I've seen this on several pages that say the workshop doesn't update properly. Is this a common problem? Because in the version I got there are no onagers, no stone in the place, few waterways, and not many wolves except in the middle as well as narrow moats and no shallows. Cheers in advance.
SHABASHANKS Oct 15, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
lol this shit rocks..... www.daljoinery.co.uk... playin this fucka since 99 .. born 83 boy its better than xbox live cod
Mr.Cheese Oct 8, 2013 @ 9:55am 
SO FUCKING INTENSE FUCK YEAH!