Age of Empires II: HD Edition

Age of Empires II: HD Edition

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TURTLE DEFENSE TACTICS
 
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May 13, 2013 @ 3:03pm
May 20, 2013 @ 4:25pm
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'GRAB A ♥♥♥♥ING PAPER BAG, BREATHE INTO IT AND CALM YOUR ♥♥♥ DOWN. YOU'RE HYPERVENTILATING BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A ♥♥♥♥ING MAP LIKE THIS INTENSE BULL ♥♥♥♥ SCENARIO.' CAN YOU HANDLE IT? I DON'T THINK SO. THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE AOEII SCENARIO FOR YOUR AVERAGE ♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYER. STRAP THAT ♥♥♥♥ING MOUSE TO YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. NOT WITH ALL THOSE DAMN TREES IN THIS MAP. OH, TREES? YEA, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE TO CARVE YOUR WAY TO THE ENEMY. YOU WANT TO CRY BECAUSE A WOLF JUST ATE YOUR VILLAGER? WELL, DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

UPDATES MADE:
-THERE WAS A DIRE NEED FOR MORE WOLVES
-EACH PLAYER STARTS WITH 3 ♥♥♥♥ING SIEGE ONAGERS
-INCREASED MOAT SIZE
-ADDED SHALLOWS SO A.I. PLAYERS WOULD BE CAPABLE OF LEAVING THEIR ♥♥♥♥ING ISLAND
-PUT A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ING STONE IN EACH BASE
-MORE WOLVES ADDED
-TREES ON STARTING ISLAND MINIMIZED, SO A.I. PLAYERS WOULD MOVE THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF THEIR ISLAND
-MADE SOME MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ING WATERWAYS TO INCREASE MAP TRANSPORTABILITY
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74 Comments
Baboseiras Mar 30 @ 4:45am 
This map is ideal to play with friends. When i tried to do with computer, they were unable to chop all trees ^.^
Duke Jakob von Briton Nov 23, 2014 @ 6:08pm 
Initially thought this map was made by Mr. Torgue.
Puff the Magic Dragon Jul 29, 2014 @ 10:16am 
theres so many trees, theyll never find me in here^_^
Collin Jul 26, 2014 @ 6:36pm 
Im not going to play this but I will subscribe due to the great laughs you just provided me with.
give em the business Jan 17, 2014 @ 5:11pm 
I FUCKING LIKE THIS FUCKING WAY OF FUCKING SPEAKING YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING MAN. THIS MAP IS FUCKING COOL.
Solstice Jan 14, 2014 @ 4:53pm 
Just finished a 10 hour game with this map, I recommend it especially with friends. Make sure to get a fuckload of onagers, makes the forest cleaning like a knife on butter.
Faber  [author] Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:47am 
Gandalf Dec 28, 2013 @ 8:23am 
S*** Digital you just got pwned by the Author DAMNNNNN
brent Dec 15, 2013 @ 7:25am 
You should re upload the new version of this map. My version still says v 0-1-4
Prince Alyusi Boseda Islassis IV Dec 12, 2013 @ 8:13am 
I see.