Portal 2

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Turret Spa

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Turret Spa

Here in the Turret Spa, well-behaved turrets are rewarded with relaxing baths, quiet alcoves in which to meditate, tractor-beam massages, tanning facilities, and a stream of ready test subjects eager to absorb spare bullets. Rumors of a secret cache of loving Companion Cubes are slanderous nonsense meant to tittilate the military androids. Side-effects of spa treatment may include lethal emancipation.

This is version 2.1 - Special thanks to Velexia for critical testing in the early stages.

This is very much a "choose your own difficulty level" sort of chamber ... if you puzzle out the mechanics, you can sweep it clean in no time, without any real danger to yourself (though with plenty of bullets hitting the water and the architecture)! If you want to just go commando and pick off the turrets the hard way, though, you can do that, too! The design supports several alternate solutions, has at least one amusing secret, and includes redundant "bulletproofers" to prevent locking yourself out of solutions.
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sjohn  [author] Apr 24, 2014 @ 8:07pm 
Thanks! I have a few others cooking ... :)
Bazza Apr 24, 2014 @ 12:00pm 
I love this one, can we have a part 2?!
sjohn  [author] Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:37pm 
TY! :)
rob Apr 15, 2014 @ 1:01pm 
Great fun!
sjohn  [author] Apr 5, 2014 @ 11:42pm 
The level is designed to have many different approaches (pure think, pure reflex, lots of hybrids and variants of each), so there's no wrong way or right way as long as you find your way through :)
Bazza Apr 4, 2014 @ 4:50pm 
I really enjoyed this one although I used cubes to deflect the bullets at times - I don't know if this was the intended method!
sjohn  [author] Nov 21, 2013 @ 8:17pm 
Amazing run, Velexia :)
Velexia Nov 21, 2013 @ 1:09pm 
My preferred method of navigating the turret spa is to peacefully place every turret in such a manner as to be non-threatening, without killing a single one (not always easy).

Wolf bytes May 15, 2013 @ 2:15pm 
Wonderful! I think this should have been the introduction turret chamber!
Pnevma Ton'Dason May 12, 2013 @ 11:56am 
Brilliant use of the tunnels. Loved it.