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Cave Johnson's Scorpion

Cave Johnson, here.

So, you've made it this far? Well, it is time to up the ante. If you get this one solved, we'll go out for a drink, you know, like real men do. Okay, real people then. I wasn't being mysogynistic, I can't even spell it.

I'll buy the drinks, I feel secure in the knowledge that you won't take me up on the offer, as the portal testing initiative has taken steps to ensure that you won't be able to get to the exit. We have a sting in the tail. Several, actually.

You might not even be able to get the second cube. That would be a tragedy - I'm ordering mojitos.