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Feb 27, 2013 @ 12:25pm
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Are you a non-Nord wandering around a frozen country filled with tall people who like to spend their days fighting, singing, starting civil wars, griping about religious figure hating elves and the Empires who were forced into a treaty with them... and drinking so much %#&!ing alcohol you can practically hear their brain cells screaming in agony before their deaths?

Are you tired of wandering around needing something to drink that doesn't have any negative effects other than those healing potions you've been stocking up for when you need them?

Have you sworn off booze forever because the last time you got drunk, you staggered into an Imperial ambush and woke up in a cart with a rebel Jarl on his way to get beheaded, only to get attacked by a big %#&!ing black dragon?!

Are you a Khajiit? 'Nuff said.

Well then, this is the mod for you!

I made this because I'm clean and sober in real life and my hatred of alcohol borders on the psychotic. And yet, there is NOTHING else to drink in Skyrim... well, until Hearthfire came out and then came the milk jugs. However, I made the original version of this mod before that came out.

So I made this mod... I prefer the Dragonborn clean and sober. After all, you'd figure that you wouldn't want to see a person who can shout shockwaves, fire, frost, and whatever else getting drunk. He might wind up wrecking the place! Imagine having to explain THAT to the guards.

So, now, if you look behind the counter of every inn, you'll find that, despite their professing intolerence for anyone who drinks the wholesome drink that strengthens bones and teeth, they keep a small supply all ready to be sold... just in case.

And as an added laugh, I've placed some milk bottles in the houses that you can purchase and in certain other areas around Skyrim... and another place you would DEFINITELY not expect to find milk. Not to mention the dreaded SECRET BARREL OF SHAME!!! If you look around carefully, you might find out that someone just might be a closet milk drinker. The horror... THE HORROR!

AND... you will also get the satisfaction that if any of those knuckle dragging Nords calls you a milk drinker, you can say: "That's right! I drink milk all the time! 'Cause I'm the (insert appropriate expletive here) Dragonborn! Got a problem with that? FUS RO DAH!!!"

As the title says, this is the HEARTHFIRE EDITION. It does everything the vanilla version does with a couple of improvements. Now all Hearthfire recipes that require the milk jug can use the bottled milk. You can also make the milk into butter. And I fixed an annoying little problem... now the milk bottles will not show up in the player homes until you've purchased the proper decorations for it. (I was tired of seeing milk bottles strewn around in Hjerim while doing the Blood on the Ice quest.)

BTW, since this is basically an updated version of the original milk mod, you won't need the old version. So you might want to unsubscribe from the old mod and uninstall it. Otherwise you'll have an extra mod that you don't really need.

UPDATE: Now that Dragonborn has referenced it, I added Canis Root Tea.
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Wurzelschnaps Dec 14 @ 10:02am 
Awesome mod, really helpful in a combination with a needs mod which makes you thirsty several times a day. I've got one question though: where am I supposed to get water for juice and tea from?
Fergulous Dec 12 @ 5:18pm 
That's what I don't get. If those nords fight all the time, wouldn't they want to drink milk to have strong bones? They will be drinking milk when THEIR BONES SHATTER AT MY SUPERIOR LEVEL OF CALCIUM!
fabio.op Nov 14 @ 1:09pm 
To find the secret barrel go to Battle-Born Farm, inside you'll see a barrel full of milk bottles.
beccachow Oct 17 @ 12:58am 
@cotyr you shoud need a milk jug and an empty wine bottle
beccachow Oct 17 @ 12:56am 
*gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp* I DRINK MILK EVRY DAY! *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp* I'M A MILK DRINKER KHAJIIT AND I LIKE MILK! *explodes of mik overload* ...
Dantalion Aug 27 @ 12:43pm 
Does it add the milk stuff as new items or does it just replace other stuff like ale?
Number 16 Bus Shelter Jul 14 @ 11:17am 
Should make it so you can craft milk bottles out of milk jugs.
Mummified Jul 3 @ 3:08pm 
Has anyone found the secret barrel yet?
jwadland Jul 1 @ 1:01pm 
Neloth: Drovas, make me some canis root tea, I NEED MAH ONE HAND SKILLAGE!!!
fabio.op Jun 29 @ 3:24am 
Awesome mod, but please can you add Moonsugar milk (moon sugar + milk)? It would be perfect and ultimate beverage for Khajiit !