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Feb 27, 2013 @ 12:25pm
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Subscribe to download Be a Milk Drinker - HEARTHFIRE EDITION

Are you a non-Nord wandering around a frozen country filled with tall people who like to spend their days fighting, singing, starting civil wars, griping about religious figure hating elves and the Empires who were forced into a treaty with them... and drinking so much %#&!ing alcohol you can practically hear their brain cells screaming in agony before their deaths?

Are you tired of wandering around needing something to drink that doesn't have any negative effects other than those healing potions you've been stocking up for when you need them?

Have you sworn off booze forever because the last time you got drunk, you staggered into an Imperial ambush and woke up in a cart with a rebel Jarl on his way to get beheaded, only to get attacked by a big %#&!ing black dragon?!

Are you a Khajiit? 'Nuff said.

Well then, this is the mod for you!

I made this because I'm clean and sober in real life and my hatred of alcohol borders on the psychotic. And yet, there is NOTHING else to drink in Skyrim... well, until Hearthfire came out and then came the milk jugs. However, I made the original version of this mod before that came out.

So I made this mod... I prefer the Dragonborn clean and sober. After all, you'd figure that you wouldn't want to see a person who can shout shockwaves, fire, frost, and whatever else getting drunk. He might wind up wrecking the place! Imagine having to explain THAT to the guards.

So, now, if you look behind the counter of every inn, you'll find that, despite their professing intolerence for anyone who drinks the wholesome drink that strengthens bones and teeth, they keep a small supply all ready to be sold... just in case.

And as an added laugh, I've placed some milk bottles in the houses that you can purchase and in certain other areas around Skyrim... and another place you would DEFINITELY not expect to find milk. Not to mention the dreaded SECRET BARREL OF SHAME!!! If you look around carefully, you might find out that someone just might be a closet milk drinker. The horror... THE HORROR!

AND... you will also get the satisfaction that if any of those knuckle dragging Nords calls you a milk drinker, you can say: "That's right! I drink milk all the time! 'Cause I'm the (insert appropriate expletive here) Dragonborn! Got a problem with that? FUS RO DAH!!!"

As the title says, this is the HEARTHFIRE EDITION. It does everything the vanilla version does with a couple of improvements. Now all Hearthfire recipes that require the milk jug can use the bottled milk. You can also make the milk into butter. And I fixed an annoying little problem... now the milk bottles will not show up in the player homes until you've purchased the proper decorations for it. (I was tired of seeing milk bottles strewn around in Hjerim while doing the Blood on the Ice quest.)

BTW, since this is basically an updated version of the original milk mod, you won't need the old version. So you might want to unsubscribe from the old mod and uninstall it. Otherwise you'll have an extra mod that you don't really need.

UPDATE: Now that Dragonborn has referenced it, I added Canis Root Tea.
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graceparagon Feb 14 @ 8:22pm 
Love the mod. Thank you. Took a bit of looking around and reading other version description to find water. Over all fun change for 'drinks'.
Yourpharaoh Dec 23, 2013 @ 10:02am 
Yea,I have discovered the same bug as Teagon,the Canis Root Tea has no visible picture.
Yourpharaoh Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:23am 
Maybe you could add more pictures? The vanilla version already has some that could be also included here. Also there is ... still just too much alcohol around!
lisohayes Dec 14, 2013 @ 8:52pm 
this mod is fantastic and i loved the discription you really did your reserch
DBswag Nov 28, 2013 @ 8:09am 
I'll buy some milk for Mikael.
Brezlon Nov 17, 2013 @ 10:24pm 
Hilarious mod description. My character doesn't mind the booze, so I've no use for this mod. Favourited just for the descrip alone. :)
Petta Dragonne Nov 4, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
THANK GOD FOR THIS MOD. I got really tired of trying to find butter everywhere. I actually came searching for a mod to help me find butter. I have your old mod, but I needed lots more butter. So yay!!! Thank you very much! I'll go uninstall the old one now and hopefully my butter problems are solved.
Verdant Shade Oct 20, 2013 @ 3:38pm 
I'm only commenting to apologize for forgetting to favorite this mod since. . . well, I think the first public release version. How uncharacteristic of me.

At any rate, thank you for this mod. As you might have guessed, I'm a non-alcoholic - though it also helps for immersion, because how am I suppossed to make more cheese for my parties with Sheogorath if there's no easily acquired milk?
CaptainRC  [author] Sep 29, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
@Teagon Well, I can't understand what is causing that. Because so far, you're the only one who has reported this. It works just fine on my game. Mod conflict, maybe?
Teagon Sep 29, 2013 @ 7:19am 
And the images of the other items from your mod are just ok.