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The Wealthy Topper
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Class: Heavy
Item Slot: Headgear
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Feb 13, 2013 @ 12:41pm
Feb 13, 2013 @ 11:37pm
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Description
Heavy loves money...
Lucky he has LOTS!

'I am the gentleman who specializes in the use of high caliber weaponry, but more specifically of high caliber, rapid fire weaponry. And this firearm that I am now holding is my own, personal piece of weaponry. This female gender firearm has a weight of one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires cartridges that are custom tooled at a price of two hundred dollars at an estimated ten thousand rounds every sixty seconds. The combined cost to fire this particular piece of weaponry is four hundred thousand dollars for twelve seconds. Some people think they can fool me into thinking of a different consequence. Perhaps...[sniff]...perhaps. I have yet to encounter one such buffoon that can circumvent this projectile. I PRITHEE, YOU MUST SOB MORE!!!'

(Hat AND Monocle)
64 Comments
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[L.O.D.]Mr.Derpy Jun 17, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
fancy :D
Barron Von RipDick May 30, 2013 @ 6:43pm 
That posterior yonder
TopLaneGamer  [author] Mar 10, 2013 @ 5:28am 
Thank you :) Keep voting guys <3
Lizardwizard Mar 6, 2013 @ 10:09pm 
:o i like that face that u have aded :D
ShroomBot Mar 2, 2013 @ 9:49am 
SOOOOO DAPER!!!!
884okeoJ Feb 27, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
Ugly, make the texture better and get some originality.
Zomboobies Feb 27, 2013 @ 12:02pm 
I'm really not comfortable with the way that heavy's looking at me.
TopLaneGamer  [author] Feb 26, 2013 @ 4:18am 
Approaching 1000 Unique Visitors, thanks alot guys :)
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