Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Wealthy Topper
 
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Class: Heavy
Item Slot: Headgear
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Feb 13, 2013 @ 12:41pm
Feb 13, 2013 @ 11:37pm
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Heavy loves money...
Lucky he has LOTS!

'I am the gentleman who specializes in the use of high caliber weaponry, but more specifically of high caliber, rapid fire weaponry. And this firearm that I am now holding is my own, personal piece of weaponry. This female gender firearm has a weight of one hundred and fifty kilograms and fires cartridges that are custom tooled at a price of two hundred dollars at an estimated ten thousand rounds every sixty seconds. The combined cost to fire this particular piece of weaponry is four hundred thousand dollars for twelve seconds. Some people think they can fool me into thinking of a different consequence. Perhaps...[sniff]...perhaps. I have yet to encounter one such buffoon that can circumvent this projectile. I PRITHEE, YOU MUST SOB MORE!!!'

(Hat AND Monocle)