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Argh! Awesome Really Good Horror!
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Feb 2, 2013 @ 2:12pm
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Argh! Awesome Really Good Horror!

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Well.
This is what you get when somebody calls my characters 'uglier than draugrs'...
I thought I would make the most realistic, most lifelike, most normal human I could manage, and this is the result.
So true-to-life, it's astonishing.

She (if it actually is a she) immediately becomes hostile to you as soon as you show up. Like real humans so often do.
She comes dashing over and starts scowling and hurling inexpert blows, since the only things in her inventory are ten brooms, which she seems not to be inclined to use. Again: quite normal.
No matter how many times I edited the character to be a potential ally, she isn't interested at all, and can not be reasoned with, or spoken to. All she wants to do is get even. Absolutely life-like.

Fortunately, she is not 'essential', and once you've off-ed her, she stays off-ed, and can be safely ignored, or unsubscribed to.
She is utterly useless, in every way, like actual people in real life. And just about as attractive, too.
I remember, now, why I started playing RPGs in the first place.

She is waiting for you, or anybody else that comes her way, as you flee the first dragon, into the dungeons of Helgen Keep.
You'll be wondering why you ran away from the dragon in the first place, if this is the sort of thing it leads to.
Luckily, she is slightly less dangerous than a cabbage, which is more than can be said for dragons, generally.

Have fun.

*** Update:
This exceptional piece of worthwhileness suddenly seems to work as designed. Imagine that. Now you can marry this beauty, and/or have her fight for you, as opposed to against you. I don't know whether to laugh or cry :)
65 Comments
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tao2000  [author] May 23 @ 12:04pm 
I guess you got unlucky. Deal with it.
starlagirl May 22 @ 11:29pm 
.-. why the heck did I find this mod and why did you make it.......I mean you coulda made a mod for derpfaced people than this!
Lightningfm May 13 @ 8:52am 
I mod hunt,find this. Laugh my ass off. GG
▽▲Sunkist▲▽ Sep 13, 2014 @ 11:49am 
I Cant Seem to find Her is The Keeps!
Deku the Dragoon Jul 29, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
*troll face of truth*
Deku the Dragoon Jul 29, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
She's uglier than draugrs.
§ KrƛTΏϟӏ79ӏ Mar 25, 2014 @ 10:00am 
I wonder why so many people would respect this :p
tao2000  [author] Mar 24, 2014 @ 8:10pm 
Thanks for the reminder. I hadn't seen IT for quite a while. I nearly died laughing :)
Crocodile Mar 24, 2014 @ 7:46am 
"Who, are you?..."
"HUUUUUUUUUUUH!!! :B"
"...Ok, retard it is..."
tao2000  [author] Dec 14, 2013 @ 5:58pm 
I agree. She's frightening.