The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Argh! Awesome Really Good Horror!
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Feb 2, 2013 @ 2:12pm
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Argh! Awesome Really Good Horror!

This is what you get when somebody calls my characters 'uglier than draugrs'...
I thought I would make the most realistic, most lifelike, most normal human I could manage, and this is the result.
So true-to-life, it's astonishing.

She (if it actually is a she) immediately becomes hostile to you as soon as you show up. Like real humans so often do.
She comes dashing over and starts scowling and hurling inexpert blows, since the only things in her inventory are ten brooms, which she seems not to be inclined to use. Again: quite normal.
No matter how many times I edited the character to be a potential ally, she isn't interested at all, and can not be reasoned with, or spoken to. All she wants to do is get even. Absolutely life-like.

Fortunately, she is not 'essential', and once you've off-ed her, she stays off-ed, and can be safely ignored, or unsubscribed to.
She is utterly useless, in every way, like actual people in real life. And just about as attractive, too.
I remember, now, why I started playing RPGs in the first place.

She is waiting for you, or anybody else that comes her way, as you flee the first dragon, into the dungeons of Helgen Keep.
You'll be wondering why you ran away from the dragon in the first place, if this is the sort of thing it leads to.
Luckily, she is slightly less dangerous than a cabbage, which is more than can be said for dragons, generally.

Have fun.

*** Update:
This exceptional piece of worthwhileness suddenly seems to work as designed. Imagine that. Now you can marry this beauty, and/or have her fight for you, as opposed to against you. I don't know whether to laugh or cry :)
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i want to die Dec 11, 2016 @ 12:05am 
can you change Heimskr's face to a troll face?
i want to die Dec 11, 2016 @ 12:04am 
She looks hilarious, I cant stop laughing
luckily I know how to fix that. Ill just talk to Talos dude (Heimskr) and that will make me sad again lol
i want to die Dec 11, 2016 @ 12:02am 
sorry to say this, but i have NEVER seen someone with a face like that
tao2000  [author] May 23, 2015 @ 12:04pm 
I guess you got unlucky. Deal with it.
starlagirl May 22, 2015 @ 11:29pm 
.-. why the heck did I find this mod and why did you make it.......I mean you coulda made a mod for derpfaced people than this!
The Reaper May 13, 2015 @ 8:52am 
I mod hunt,find this. Laugh my ass off. GG
▽▲Sunkist▲▽ Sep 13, 2014 @ 11:49am 
I Cant Seem to find Her is The Keeps!
Kimbrly Jul 29, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
*troll face of truth*
Kimbrly Jul 29, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
She's uglier than draugrs.
Chris079 Mar 25, 2014 @ 10:00am 
I wonder why so many people would respect this :p