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Item Slot: Weapon
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Jan 24, 2013 @ 12:51pm
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"Tastes like cat food, metal, and the sweet taste of proletarian brotherhood."

Soviet rations for Heavy

The Russian translates to "FOOD"

F.A.Q.

Q: Why does the label say food?
A: The label is intended to read 'FOOD', hinting that it's a very suspicious and unappetizing blend of low-quality ingredients, made by some state-run factory that doesn't care very much for marketing. The joke, as far as I can tell, is not translating well into Russian.




tags: rations, Soviet Russia, USSR, spam, canned meat, consumable, secondary
144 Comments
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[BVR]Holy_Jesus Mar 15 @ 12:13am 
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Василиск Jan 6 @ 3:14am 
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Antisolanum Dec 6, 2013 @ 2:17pm 
Wow, i really, really like this idea. Would also be great if, when dropped, only other heavies could eat it, because "noone else in their right mind would touch it".
Sovet Player Oct 12, 2013 @ 1:27am 
пища блядь :D Food=Еда
Shadow Chevy [Brony] Sep 23, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
Awesome
Homer J Simpson Sep 5, 2013 @ 5:44am 
хах
fop Jul 3, 2013 @ 8:32pm 
Awesome work.
Soviet snoopy Jul 1, 2013 @ 12:17am 
SPAM!
Karpatalism Jun 1, 2013 @ 9:54pm 
And still this is among my favourite items on the workshop for TF2.
ALEX/(ITA)/ May 28, 2013 @ 6:40am 
very nice.