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Jan 24, 2013 @ 12:51pm
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"Tastes like cat food, metal, and the sweet taste of proletarian brotherhood."

Soviet rations for Heavy

The Russian translates to "FOOD"

F.A.Q.

Q: Why does the label say food?
A: The label is intended to read 'FOOD', hinting that it's a very suspicious and unappetizing blend of low-quality ingredients, made by some state-run factory that doesn't care very much for marketing. The joke, as far as I can tell, is not translating well into Russian.




tags: rations, Soviet Russia, USSR, spam, canned meat, consumable, secondary
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Aug 3 @ 9:07am
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Mr.Cat Aug 5 @ 7:06am 
да настоячий СССР!1
Ty525 Aug 3 @ 9:05am 
Heavy don't eat it! it's got chemicalsssssssssssssssssss.... also valve should add this
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[MLPBA=Р] Mr.Brony May 29 @ 9:47am 
САЛО?! СЕРЬЕЗНО?! НУ ЭТО БЛИЖЕ К УКРАИНЕ!
(Fresh) Dendi Pudge May 26 @ 8:46am 
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Mixa_Gagatun May 16 @ 11:03am 
Круть!
drakonishe Apr 29 @ 3:02am 
"жратва" would sound better. looks stupid, actually -__-
[BVR]Holy_Jesus Mar 15 @ 12:13am 
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Antisolanum Dec 6, 2013 @ 2:17pm 
Wow, i really, really like this idea. Would also be great if, when dropped, only other heavies could eat it, because "noone else in their right mind would touch it".