The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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The Sword of ***'em All
 
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Feb 16, 2012 @ 4:35pm
Jun 10, 2012 @ 6:27pm
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3rd UPDATE!
After months I finally decided to fix the finishing-moves bug. Now you're free to cut-off heads and stuff without any bug occuring, while still BWOOOMing the ♥♥♥♥ers away with normal hits!
Don't forget to check this mod's little sister, The Rune of ♥♥♥♥'em All! http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=76213755
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2nd UPDATE!
Added a corpse at the end of the seven thousand steps which contains a note with the materials you need to craft the Sword of ♥♥♥♥'em All (plus some stupid stuff). In other news, please welcome THE RUNE OF ♥♥♥♥'EM ALL! \o/ http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=76213755
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1st UPDATE!
Disenchanting the Sword of ♥♥♥♥'em All now gives you the proper 'Get The ♥♥♥♥ Away' enchant knowledge, so you can enchant normal weapons (and bows too!) and make them BWOOOOM while your targets fly away in tears.
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When I decided to start modding I knew I was going to be stupid.
Introducing THE SWORD OF ♥♥♥♥'EM ALL, a craftable katana that uses the unfamous 'Get The ♥♥♥♥ Away' spell on its unlucky targets with an Inception-like BWOOOOOOOOOOOM sound!
A deadly swing will result in a classic SoulTrap, a non-deadly one will push those ♥♥♥♥ers away from you. VERY far away from you.

Perks required:
- Daedra Smithing
- Orchish Smithing

Items required in order to craft it (you'll find it under the Daedra weapons tab):
- 1 Ebony Ingot
- 1 Orichalcum Ingot
- 1 Daedra Heart
- 1 Black Soul Gem
- 1 Ale

Items required in order to improve it:
- 1 Ebony Ingot
- 1 Orichalcum Ingot


City guards ♥♥♥♥ you off?
Throw those ♥♥♥♥ers over the city walls or watch them roll down a cliff. Or just play squash with their bodies until they're dead.
Fus Ro Dah was just the beginning.
The Sword of ♥♥♥♥'em All is here now.
BWOOOOOOOOOOM!

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NOTE!
For those of you concerned with the weapon damage: I've updated the screenshot as you can see above: I managed to get the weapon damage to 476. Please consider that the base damage for this sword is 80, which is already A LOT considering that the base damage for the Daedric Sword is just 18. All the extra damage comes from my perks and the items I wear. I made myself a couple of sets based on the kind of weapon I want to use, so for sword fighting I got every possible item (ring, necklace, gauntlets, etc) enchanted with one-handed damage bonus, plus I used a couple of potions before upgrading the sword at the blacksmith AND my enchanted blacksmithing set. No cheats used! And I didn't want to use the potion/enchant/upgrade/potion trick because I'm too lazy, so damage could be even much more higher.
At first the base sword damage was way higher than this, but it was no fun at all. I prefer to throw my enemies away and laugh watching them trying to come back to me for the next round of BWOOOOOMness :)
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COMPATIBILITY ADVICE!
Someone pointed out that this mod isn't compatible with "No Requirements Weapon Crafting!" mod. I'm not looking into this issue because I made high crafting requirements for this weapon on purpose: it's meant to be a funny (or just silly) "reward" for non-cheaters, for people who have spent a lot of time increasing their skills and now just want to chill out and have some fun throwing people around. BWOOOM isn't cheap. <3
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141 Comments
BloodgodArmor Aug 18 @ 9:36pm 
Hey man!
This is great!
I enchated the Valanrug hammer and the mace of Molag Bal and armed my followers! lol
Really cool battles of power and strenght.
HOWEVER, could you extend this mod to enchant rings and gautlets too so that the vampires would be able to knock back enemies as the werewolves do?
zAppeo  [author] Jul 13 @ 4:03am 
SlendyMan just won the best comment of the century award
Slenderman™ Jul 12 @ 11:22am 
and i am not kidding
Slenderman™ Jul 12 @ 11:22am 
if you dont know code type help fuck in console
darmstrong1999 Jul 7 @ 8:47pm 
what the fuck lol this is makeing me cry lol
NY REDSKIN Jan 29 @ 4:19pm 
COOLEST MOD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR.Blabins Nov 29, 2014 @ 6:00pm 
i picked a paper that #### em all how to make the sword
Tyger Aug 31, 2014 @ 9:40am 
does it prevent you from doing a kill move because I did something similar to this and the guy kept flying all around markarth when I was doing a kill move but he didn't die for a while.
|MoS| -=CSlay=- Aug 19, 2014 @ 5:14am 
could you please tell us the code for the weapon
MrTrollface Jul 29, 2014 @ 5:20am 
Could you tell me the Cheat code for the sword?