Team Fortress 2

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All you need to know about “Hoovies”
By Katz
There are many different species in the world of TF2 but there is 1 which stands out the most, The Hoovy. Read this guide to find out everything about the hoovy.
 
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What are Hoovies?
Hoovies are the cousins of the nearly extinct, Spy Crab. The Hoovy is known to be a in the “friendly species” of TF2. But now which should talk about the different types of Hoovies.
There are actually 7 different types of Hoovies.
1.The Basic Hoovy
2.Bear Hoovy
3.Spy Hoovy
4.Bird Hoovy
5.Santa Hoovy
6.Banana Hoovy
7.PyroVision Hoovy
The Basic Hoovy
The Basic Hoovy
The most common hoovy, the Basic Hoovy.

Weapons
Primary: Minigun
Secondary: Sandvich
Melee: Fists or the Ham Shank

Cosmetics: Anything that looks silly & funny (normally wears Tough Guy Toque)

Aggression level: Passive (Rarely Neutral)

Enemies: Scunt, TryHards, F2P

The Basic Hoovy use to be very common however they are now at the risk of extinction.

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The Bear Hoovy
The Bear Hoovy
An uncommon Hoovy which attacks other players if he gets attacked first.

Weapons
Minigun: Brass Beast
Secondary: Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Melee: Warrior’s Spirit

Cosmetics: The Bear Necessities

Aggression Level: Neutral

Enemies: TryHards, Scunt, F2P

The Bear heavy is very protective, just don’t hit them or they will constantly try to kill you.

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The Pootis Bird
Pootis Bird
There are more Pootis Birds because of the scream fortress update 2017.

Weapons
Primary: Tomislav
Secondary: Sandvich
Melee: Fists, Ham Shank, Pan

Cosmetics: Chicken Kiev

Aggression level: Neutral

Enemies: Scunt, Tryhars, F2P

The Pootis Bird is becoming more common which is definitely a good thing! Mainly found in Scream Fortress, Very Sexy Bird

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Santa Hoovy
Santa Hoovy
The most rarest hoovy ever, mainly found during Smissmas

Weapons
Primary: Any Minigun
Secondary: Festive Sandvich
Melee: Holiday Punch

Cosmetics: B.M.O.C, All Father, Gift Bringer

Aggression Level: Neutral (Might taunt kill you)

Enemies: Scunts, Try Hards, F2P, People who hate Smissmas

The Santa Hoovy is known to make you laugh so much that you die, be careful!

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Spy Hoovy
Spy Hoovy
The spy hoovy’s job is to find tryhards and kill them while disguised as a hoovy.

Weapons
Primary: Any Revolver
Watch: Dead Ringer
Knife: Any
Sapper: Default

Cosmetics: Any

Aggression level: Neutral

Enemies: anyone who hurts an innocent Hoovy

The Spy Hoovy protects all hoovies and should be rewarded.

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Pyrovision Hoovy
Pyrovision Hoovy
Do you believe in magic?

Weapons: Natasha
Secondary: Dalokohs Chocolate Bar
Melee: Fists

Cosmetics: Pyrovision Goggles

Aggression level: Passive

Enemies: Tryhards, F2P, Scunts

The Pyrovision Hoovy is always mistaken for the basic Hoovy.

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Banana Hoovy & Yeti Hoovy
Banana Hoovy
The newest Hoovy, born in the pyro update.

Weapons
Minigun: Any
Secondary: Second Banana
Melee: Any

Cosmetics: Any

Aggression level: Passive

Enemies: Tryhards, Scunts, F2P

The banana Hoovy was raised in the wild.


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Yeti Hoovy
A Hoovy that is capable of becoming really aggressive.

Weapons
Minigun: Brass Beast
Secondary: Second Bannana
Melee: Any (mainly ham shank)

Cosmetics abdominal fat man, Big Foots, Knuckle Draggers

Aggression Level: Neutral (one hit and they will always be aggressive to you)

Enemies: Anyone who touches the Hoovy

Loves Bannanas and is born during the jungle inferno.
Thank You
Thank you for putting your time & effort to read this guide I really appreciate it so much, this is the first guide that I put a lot of effort into! Thank you!!

EDIT: P.S I’m making a new guide for other people it will be called “Fantastic Hoovies And How To Kill Them”
P.P.S This is for the people who hate friendlies and hoovies which I can understand!
This guide will come out during December!
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365 Comments
itsdatmax Jan 19 @ 12:11pm 
YUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
PrestoYT Dec 25, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
this is the best
✪✫PikaJuice✪✫(Hams_2018) Nov 30, 2017 @ 5:42am 
there is an error in poostis bird
the tryhard is missing the letter d
scout mc crazy legs spam jump Nov 27, 2017 @ 2:51pm 
yes
damn edgy pug (T.E.H.P) Nov 26, 2017 @ 10:01pm 
all hoovies are russian
The Punisher Nov 26, 2017 @ 1:49pm 
what about the russian hoovy?
DemoKing Nov 25, 2017 @ 12:00pm 
I'm a pootis bird mainly.
CP#4 Nov 25, 2017 @ 11:53am 
im mainly the rare santa heavy, keep a eye out for me.
Rare Vintage Mozzarella Nov 25, 2017 @ 10:07am 
I am a rare basic hoovy apparently. I do like the holiday punch tho.
scout mc crazy legs spam jump Nov 25, 2017 @ 4:26am 
gotta be a pyrovison hoovey or pootis bird