The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Oh boyo,
let's get ready to rumble,
and you better be ready to,
'cause this rumbling is rather intense.

Originally posted by The Bee Movie:

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

If you've come for an immersive Skyrim experience like none other, well then you've COME TO THE WRONG PLACE. Get the nugs out of this hecking page before I have to billy whack your noodle head.



WELCOME ALL EDGELORDS

I come before you today with a collection of the krankiest Skyrim mods Sheograth has graced us with. Prepare your posterior for unending hours of a nearly unplayable, but hilarious fifth iteration of The Elder Scrolls. You'll be having so much fun, you may need to see a therapist after, because you will probably be crying from all the fun you're having and no other reasons.

This Collection Features:
  • Barrels
  • Some Hands
  • A Lot of Bears
  • Severe Mental Trauma
  • Several Spicy Bois
  • Some Spooks
  • Very Large Cows
  • A Complete Lack of Immersion
  • A Bushel of Memes
  • Some Blue Guys
  • Painful Punishment
  • Fun
  • Unrealistic and Nearly Game-Breaking Physics
  • Some Hands


REQUIREMENTS

This modpack has the following requirements:
  • Hearthfire DLC
  • Skyrim Script Extender (SKSE)
  • A good knowledge of load ordering or the Load Order Optimizer Tool (LOOT)


You need not look further for entertainment my boi, for your needs are met with this single mod pack.
As a great man once said, "It works, it just works."

Good day,
Burrito
Items (71)
25,000 Septim Sweetrolls!
Created by Gul'dan
It makes sweetrolls the most valuable thing in Skyrim, you could probably pay for a house with it!...
A Small Loan Of A Million Septims
Created by fozza lft
This mod overhauls the sound of gold, picking up gold. The old boring sound is no more with this mod. Remember when you completed a dungeon and found some stash of money, how excited you were? But as you picked up the gold it make the same dingy sound, wel...
Action Figures in Skyrim
Created by McBook
HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF MERCILESSLY HUNTING AND KILLING DRAGONS, SINGLE-HANDEDLY ERADICATING SKYRIM'S DRAUGR POPULATION, MAKING YOURSELF LEADER OF EVERY GUILD YOU EVER CAME IN CONTACT WITH AND GETTING MEAN COMMENTS FROM THE LOCAL GU
...
All Trees are Hands
Created by Dafini
So, walk around in a world that Trees are now Hands... yes

Replaces all trees with Hands, made in 3D-coat. Merely an aesthetic change.

Realised there were literally no Floral models publically avaiable in mods, so I did this....
BABY ARMY OVERLORD + BABY ARMY SPELL
Created by Dafini
BECOME THE OVERULING KING OF TAMRIEL WITH YOUR ARMY OF INFANT(ry)

The BABY Player race is found by the Player Race selection named as the Baby Army Lord, who comes with the BABY ARMY spell.
The BABY ARMY spell for tother races is fount to the RIGHT of ...
BALGRUUF'S BARREL ADVENTURE <^>
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
Balgruuf is blessed again and this time by no less than SHEOGORATH himself!!!


(Use TGM to blow the barrels up without dying, I strongly suggest using unrelenting force in the streets)

Do you not love Jarl Balgruuf?
Do you want him to suff...
Balanced Knife and Fork
Created by kss_moose10
Exclaimer: You still need to find and/or have a knife and/or fork to use this mod as it does not give you or place any extra knives or forks.


The Story
I decided that I couldn't live with myself knowing how underwhelming the knife and...
Bee Movie Script Book
Created by Arrwdodger
Whiterun
Top of the Guard Barracks
On a barrel

Have fun!...
Billy Mays and the OxiClean Cleaning Solution
Created by Chocolate Milk
Infomercial: HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXICLEAN©, THE ULTIMATE CLEANING SOLUTION! WITH OXICLEAN©, YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ENEMIES CLEAN OFF THE BOARD! OXICLEAN© CLEANING SOLUTION TAKES THE FORM OF AN IRON SWORD THAT CAN OBLITERATE ANYTHING IN Y...
Caillou Moon
Created by DriveOffTheCliff
Its a Caillou Moon!!!!!

Note:
-Small Moon texure not included
- data file is named AsianCaillouMoon.esp

Nexus Link (Skyrim)[www.nexusmods.com]

Ne...
Calzone
Created by Phxuibs
This mod adds calzone to Skyrim!
A calzone is equivalent to an elixir of vigor, providing 100% faster stamina regeneration for 300s.

Requirements:
HearthFires DLC

How to use:
To cook calzones, you will need sack of flour, salt pile, fly amani...
Carrot Arsenal
Created by McBook
THIS MOD INCLUDES
-Carrots
-Like, lots of them
-It's entirely based around carrots

-A dagger
-A sickle
-A sword
-A waraxe
-A mace
-A greatsword
-A scythe
-A battleaxe
-A warhammer
-A staff that looks like the Illusion staff
-A staff that wa...
Children of Skyrim (playable child races)
Created by wackwii
Ever wanted to wreck havoc in the world of skyrim...as a child? This mod adds 4 playble child races to the game: Imperial, Nord, Breton and Redguard....
Desmound, the Mammoth companion
Created by Ziggy
In skyrim, Desmound is a nord's/troll's/Khajiit's etc.'s best friend.
Desmound is a cute "baby" mammoth, who can follow you, as an animal companion, just as any other.
Although, his a mammoth, he can keep up with you and he puts up a really good fight!...
Dollarydoos
Created by NashyBoii
Dollarydoos in Skyrim
Changes the currency from Septims to Dollarydoos aswell as ads Steve Irwin and a ripped roo on the back...
Edgeworth Shout Voice
For all Ace Attorney Fans out there!
Fus = Hold it!
Fus Ro = Take that!
Fus Ro Dah = Objection!
Known Issues: Theres a slight delay between the effect and the voice....
Explosive Fists
A mod that makes it so that an explosive sound is played when you punch someone. 'nuff said...
Fish Companion
Created by Genotsknots
The mod adds Edmund the Cyborg Gentleman Fish to the game.
Edmund:
- can carry your stuff.
- fight your enemies.
- can be found at the Solitude docks (see picture for exact location).
- can be used with a normal human follower.
- does not effect st...
Fly When You Die
Created by Norm Namel
That's it....
Gandalf the Grey(beard)
Created by HoneyBadger
Gandalf is moving to Skyrim! He was done with all that other stuff so he became a greybeard.
=========================

So it doesn't sound like gandalf, but I felt like adding Gandalf.
=========================

He's in High Hrothgar, being a greybe...
Giant Chicken
I made-ed a better chicken here http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=660188788 :3

Whats New:
I put something special in the chicken's inventory. kill him and find out what it is.
(may require the update mod. You'll find the link ab...
Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS Chickens
Created by yakub
It's in the Ysolda's house in Whiterun. I don't know why but it also has range attack....
Guards are Chickens
Created by Saucy Jack
It turns all guards into chickens, kind of self explanatory.

Also because they're chickens they cant really fight back....
Heavy's "NOM" eat sound
Created by [IBA]BunOnTheFun
This mod changes the eating sound to Heavy's "NOM" voice responce from Team Fortress 2.


Here's another "great" mod made by me.
Soldier's "MINE" item pickup sound: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=631626022

Join t...
Holly Cow Blade!!!by AF<^>
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY COW!!!

It's a greatsword! It's a cow! IT'S HOLLY COW!!!
Holly cow is made from only the Finest cow seeds in all the land grown from the cow tree at BLEAKWIND BASIN!!!
there you will also find the needed ingrediants to cook the cow seeds...
Immersive Dubstep Spell
Created by Chen Sen
Did you enjoy the Saints Row Dubstep Gun? Then this is the spell for you my friend!

Total Dubstep Immersion guaranteed.

Cast an INFINITE number of Dubstep Spell permutations.

Watch the VIDEO above to see where the spell tome is found (Whiterun, i...
Iron Swords but They're Worth One More Gold
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod changes absolutely nothing except make iron swords worth one more gold piece. Enjoy your +1 gold pieces, you greedy sh*ts....
John Cena Sneak Attack
Created by Master Slug
Changes the sneak attack and critical hit sound effect to "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA `doodododoooo doodododooooo`"
This mod was featured in Skyrim Mods Weekly, by MxR Mods....
KILLABLE CHILDREN [WORKS WITH CUSTOM CHILDREN NPC]
Created by Spawner
KILLABLE CHILDREN
Killable Children is a mod that lets you kill all the children you want! This also works for custom children NPC's.

Requirement
This mod requires only the base game.

Compability
This mod is compat...
Lucky Blocks for Skyrim (FULL EDITION)
Created by B〄F Altonator
Hello and welcome to Lucky blocks for skyrim.
This mod attempts to recreate the popular minecraft mod lucky blocks.
After hours of work the final product is here :D

With this mod you will find small cubes all over Tamriel, you can hit them to m...
MINE Seagulls item pickup sound
Created by [IBA]BunOnTheFun
Due to popular demand the Seagulls from Finding Nemo are here to annoy you everytime you pick up something!
Now YOU can experience the feeling of a flock of seagulls following closely behind you shouting that they want whatever you got.


Bugs/Probl...
MURCA!!<^> 2016 (Original restored)
Created by tombombadilthe3rd
NOW FEATURED ON YOUTBUE BY!

RLSD => https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEiKdphOMq1pUTCkxZtmX-g




__________Original description july, 4th 2016_______________________________________________
THIS MOD Mades whiterun SUPPERER Murca! Happy 4th of Jul...
Man-Hide Suit
Created by FancyPants
Man-Hide Suit

This plugin adds a unique cuirass and mask. A set will be added automatically. They can also be crafted with leather, soul gems, and human flesh. Wearing the mask will frighten virtually every creature in the game. Unen...
Mudcrab King
Created by Joe Barbaro
Giant mudcrab located near Western Watchtower. He has alot of health and stamina. When he is killed you can loot his body and take glass armor. This is my first mod I have created! I hope you like it!...
Nicolas Cage - The One True Follower
Created by NicolasMage
In this mod I have added a new follower - Nicolas Cage.

Nic Cage himself can be found living in The Bee and Barb in Riften, and he is ready to follow you on adventures! He relies on archery and magic at long ranges, but isn't afraid to pull out a sword...
Partysnax
Created by H_Rodg3rs
Hello all Skyrim Addicts ;) This is a simple mod that changes our favorite dragons name from Paarthurnax to the Skyrim Addicts preferred name Partysnax....
Pot Head helmet
Created by MurdermiesteR
Another Marvel inspired mod by MurdermiesteR. This mod adds a Pot as a helmet you wear on your head, along with a more Forbush Man style pot helmet. Craft under iron with a small cast iron pot. Male and female models.

Credits
Models and textures by Bet...
Really Useful Dragons
Created by Trainwiz
So you're probably thinking "Man, you know what, after Brhuce Hammar, Call of Trainwiz, and Transportato, what I really need is more trains!" and you're also probably thinking "Man, dragons suck, I wish someone would replace them with Thomas the Tank Engin...
Roblox Death Sounds
Created by Dr. Watson
Replaces most animal death sounds with the Roblox Death Sound. Guaranteed to fully break immersion....
SKYRIM DAD JOKES
Created by Spawner
SKYRIM DAD JOKES
This mod changes the original loading tips into skyrim dad jokes.
There are 221 unique dad jokes.

Requirement
This mod requires only the base game.

Compability
This mod should be compatible with e...
Several Very Large Cows
Created by Chocolate Milk
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has a very nasty habit of leaving the world void of any high quality cows. Or, for that matter, any cows at all. I've noticed that many times. In fact, once, I tried to make a mod about cows, but I couldn't test it to see if it ...
Skellymen Rename Mod
Created by Eirik
An essential mod that renames all non-unique skeltons to "Skellyman"...
SkyUI
Created by snakster
Elegant, PC-friendly UI mod for Skyrim with many advanced features. All improvements seamlessly integrate with the style of the original interface. Version 5 includes better crafting, enchanting, alchemy and smithing menus and several other enhancements.
...
Skyrim No Shadows and FPS Fix
Created by D474TH3D357R0Y3R
If you have already tried "Skyrim: Shadows and FPS Fix," and still have problems with your framerate, performance, or just don't feel your gameplay is smooth enough, then you have found what you are looking for. This modification completely eliminates shad...
Smooth Jazz Tavern Music
Created by Mike
Basicly it adds Smooth Jazz to Taverns i know it doesn't work with bards I am fixing it

Playing Skyrim feels so good...
Snazzy Hair
Created by Shaedanna
Adds some snazzy hair colours to the options at character creation.

Please note that this mod is NOT lore friendly and is not intended as a serious mod. This mod IS listed as a JOKE.

>>>PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THIS IS NOT A SERVICE - THIS IS A PERSONAL ...
Spacerim
Created by The King Of Frogs
This mod lets you fly a spaceship and use its big honkin space gun to turn everything in sight into glass.

In order to start the quest to find your new spaceship (Its unmarked because I have no idea how to work real quests in the creation kit lol.) You...
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Created by Mo
This mod makes skeletons play Spooky Scary Skeletons by Andrew Gold when you get near them. #2spooky

If you would like the bass to drop more during your spooky encounters, please step over here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3162...
Super Unrelenting Force
Created by ✪ Antix
Makes the Unrelenting Force Shout 5x Stronger. Really throws people incredibly far... extemely satisfying.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wz8goMY.jpg[/img]...
The Big Kids
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever sat at the dinner table with your parents with the big kids sitting at a different table? It was lonely, wasn't it? All alone, your parents refusing to let you enjoy the company of the big kids. Well now, you can fill the terrible loss of aff...
The Chicken Blade
Created by Dub Step Crap Lord
It is exactly what the title says. It is the body of a chicken with a stick in it. This mod adds a bit more of a comedic aspect to the game which I myself like to see every once in a while. It had been a while since i've seen a goofy mod like this, so I se...
The Money Pit: Playerhome
Created by doibv
Lore:
While Whiterun has its quaint feel and an often close community there are many secrets yet to be discovered. Next to the well in Whiterun lies a small and unnoticed trapdoor, it is filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams, what an odd find i...
Tiny Bears
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod makes all bears in Skyrim unnecessarily small, deal half as much damage as they do normally, and have half as much health as they do normally. Obviously, this mod is an absolute necessity to enjoy the fullest experience of The Elder Scrolls V: Skr...
Tommy Wiseau Defence Force
Created by FancyPants
Tommy Wiseau Defence Force

Includes 4 summonable creatures, one of which you can ride.

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Changelog:

1.0
  • Initial Release
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WEIGHTLESS ITEM PACK | STANDARD EDITION
Created by Spawner
Weightless Item Pack | Standard Edition
This mod is a combination of all my weightless mods.

Attention: If using an automatic loader, manual sort the mod to be as lower on the mod order as possible.

This pack includes:
    [
...
ZERO time between Shouts!
Created by ✪ Antix
Every Shout, Even other Modded Shouts, Will Cost ZERO!!!
This is Lore Friendly, You need either the Blessing of Talos or The Amulet of Talos for this Effect to Take Place.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wz8goMY.jpg[/img]

Thanks to BrainyJuan for sharing th...
troll face - a troll mod
Created by c-pin
troll face mod for skyrim. Should work for all vanilla trolls!...
TrollRim 2.0
Created by fozza lft
The best game modification since 1969. The best of the best. Changes the best to better. Makes perfect, perfecter. Makes bad, worse. Makes awesome, awesomer. Makes sweetroles, rollyer. Makes arrows, kneeier. Makes cheese, cheseyer. Makes people, probably c...
completely inappropriate music
i figured out why i couldn't update the original, but it's too late now.

REMINDER: IF YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC MODS LOADING AFTER THIS, THEIR MUSIC WILL LOAD INSTEAD

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: really useful dragons (aka thomas eater of worlds)

adds/changes a f...
Time and Space Wanderers
Created by Maffia7
This mod adds Boots to your game that corrupt time and space!
Things around you will go so fast that their behaviour becomes unpredictable and funny!

You can find these boots behind the Jarls Throne in Whiterun.

It also adds some other neat little t...
Alvor's House Is Pretty F*cked Up Now
Fucks with Alvor's house quite a bit.

Includes but is not limited to,
Alvor's secret chest that's disguised as a certain weapon,
a happy man made of gold,
Alvor's army of chickens,
Dorthe's dessert,
and a few books hidden within their namesake....
The Phil Swift Sword
Created by A Nifty Person
The Sword can be found east of Whiterun/north of the ritual stone, on a boat in the river. I really have no clue why I made this. I'm sorry that I made this,it's really stupid."THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!" will play whenever you get a critical hit or sneak atta...
a literal lemon
Created by Bearick
This is a joke.
To get back into this buisness I thought it would be fitting to make a yellow man. ( because why not)
Levels 1-100
Two handed lemon dude
In order for him to be a full lemon take his helmet and give it back to him.
He can be found in th...
Playable Lemon Race
Created by Bearick
A race that allows you to become a literal lemon.

Mod insipartion for this and an fitting companion for this mod (is a lemon as well, both made by me)

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1252659155 (Companion and inspiration menti...
Immersive Fireflies
Created by Memey McMeme
Makes Torchbugs in the game more immersive by replacing the stock torchbug buzz with "Fireflies" by Owl City.

NOTE: Attempting to receive 1000 hugs from 10000 lightning bugs will crash your game in most circumstances....
Throat Of The World - Death Dive - FUN MOD - FOR ALL LANGUAGES
Created by chrysanthes77
This is a fun-mod, it is not relevant for the gameplay, it´s only for having fun. Get up to the Throat of the World jumping site. Jump down the mountain into filled water barrels. I think, there is nothing more to say, jump and have fun!

How to get to t...
Playable Mannequin Race
Created by LFSBattlar
Hi!

Have you ever wanted to play as a mannequin in the amazing world of Skyrim? Me neither! But now you can!

With this amazing, greatful and useful mod you can now haunt the dreams of all the enemies in Skyrim, including yourself!

Any phsycologica...
Dorthe Is Now A Giant Skeleton
Why? Don't ask me. I'm not responsible for this. The voices in my head made me do it....
Gourds of Skyrim - A Book Replacer
WARNING - If you want the most up-to-date version (with fixed spelling), head on to the Skyrim Nexus as I'm having trouble updating the file for the Workshop.

This a simple mod that effectively replaces every instance of the book "Nords of Skyrim" with ...
A Really Cool Dagger
Created by Dehumanizer
This really cool dagger is probably the coolest dagger you have ever layed your eyes upon...

This dagger is so cool you can kill across the map with it, and even kill dragons in mid air!

There is no such thing as a "cool dagger" that can't set anyone...
The Skeletor Invasion - Update 2
Created by ConnorMcfarland66
Ever Wanted Mini Skeletons To Fight You And Each Other Into An All Out Bone-Bath?
...No?? Never Even Thought About It?
Okay, Well... Here You Go!!!!!

Just Go Into Breeze Home And Slash Away!!!

This Is An Update From The Origional Mod "The Skele...
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1 Comments
-MB- Deathstroke405 Jan 15 @ 12:37am 
huh... cool...