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The Freezer Burn
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Class: Pyro
Item Slot: Weapon
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Dec 22, 2012 @ 1:33pm
Dec 23, 2012 @ 6:20am
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In 1 collection by The Raging Ancient Phyroh
The Cold-Hearted Arsonist
3 items
Description
"Gives a BURNING sensation with a COLD touch!" Well, that's what it says on its advertising. We don't think so though, but we DO believe that it can freeze... and burn... and kill......... Alright, the advertising was right all along.

Using an advanced ecosystem friendly cooling system, the barrel is always cold. So DON'T TOUCH IT. (Oh that poor fly...)

It fires Coldfrontogen™ pellets which have an insulated outer shell that disintegrates when it hits something else with a large impact.

We will not be responsible for any accidents regarding our Coldfrontogen™ pellets such as swallowing and choking causing instant freezing from the inside out.

Part of the The Not-So-Major MAJOR Rare Aquatic Pyro Workshop Update. (TNSMMRAPWSU)

Main TNSMMRAPWSU Webpage: http://horsemannmadness.clanteam.com/aquaticpyrowsupdate

The Cold-Hearted Arsonist Update page: http://horsemannmadness.clanteam.com/aquaticpyrowsupdate/smissmas.html
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