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The Fire-Safe Safe
Tags: Pyro, Headgear
File Size:
4.710 MB
Dec 5, 2012 @ 9:52am
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Here is a safe that is safe from fire. Now what shall I store in it? My love letters, an old magical flute, my grand pappy's bones, some miscreant spare organs, and the brain of the Ancient Lord Hattinkah. There. Now tell me why that thing is moving.

With three styles!
Secure - Normal
Raided - Open
Looted - Open with webs.

For the keener eyed, yes, I lifted the spider web straight from Valve. I couldn't draw a better one myself.

Beware the Lockeye, for he searches for his missing eyes. Beware lest he comes for yours.
I know Halloween is over, but hey!
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Elegant Light Bulb  [author] Dec 22, 2012 @ 10:46am 
Ha ha! Clever. That's a great idea. I should make his mouth a door as well. If I can be bothered.
Rojo Dec 22, 2012 @ 10:36am 
Description: "Keep your money where you mouth is"?, why not save in your head instead
Elegant Light Bulb  [author] Dec 17, 2012 @ 9:29am 
Hey, I just realised that although this item dies down over the week, it revives a little over the weekend. Interesting...
Androgynous Dec 14, 2012 @ 3:46am 
Holy crap that's cool
Elegant Light Bulb  [author] Dec 8, 2012 @ 9:35am 
Sometimes, there is no why. You don't need a why. I especially learnt that with Pyro, Heavy (I mean, he gets some wacky stuff sometimes), love, poetry, and music. Sometimes, we don't need a why.
Lowd70™ Dec 8, 2012 @ 3:06am 
nice work dude ;)
Lowd70™ Dec 8, 2012 @ 3:05am 
LOL , it's so funny XD
Rurre Dec 7, 2012 @ 1:43pm 
Clad in Plaid Dec 6, 2012 @ 4:00pm 
Hopefully Valve opens up to original ideas.

Elegant Light Bulb  [author] Dec 6, 2012 @ 1:47pm