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Man1slay3r's Ass Bandit War
 
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Oct 19, 2012 @ 4:27pm
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In the Skyrim Gamer Poop Man1slay3r references such perveted people called the♥♥♥♥♥bandits, so i took the time to create an army of these so called♥♥♥♥♥Bandits attacking each major town (WARNING MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT THESE GUYS FOR THEY HAVE REALLY OP WEPS) and for fun i added in four Bosses hidden throughout the tundra of Skyrim can you find them all?

This Mod includes
- 4 new weapons and a new arrow brand
- 6 types of♥♥♥♥♥Bandits each a different rank
- A new spell
- Even a backstory to these creepy♥♥♥♥♥lovers
-2 New races:♥♥♥♥♥Slayer and Ex♥♥♥♥♥Bandit
-Winterhold and Morthal are under attack better get to saving, also there are mini wars outside Windhelm and Whiterun, can you find them?
-Fixed the A.I.D.S Needle bug
-New NPC♥♥♥♥♥assin
-Man1slay3r Follower
♥♥♥♥♥Slayer Follower
-Even more varients for the♥♥♥♥♥Bandit Army!
-Rorikstead and the Shrine to Azura seem to have some very special visitors pay them a visit to see whats going on
-An♥♥♥♥♥Slayer in Whiterun now how has some dialogue options (Which eventually will be a quest)

Update
-2 New Races: Cockblocker and A.I.D.S Core Warrior
-Rubbing of the Nipples Shout is added to the game
-Island of the♥♥♥♥♥ is now added to the world of Skyrim up the in the north-west
-Left Nipple Island is now visitable (sorry if enemies are idiots, but i can't help that :P )
♥♥♥♥♥assin race is now added
-Right Nipple Island is now visitable go there and Slay the♥♥♥♥♥Bandit King the Assokhiin!
♥♥♥♥♥Bandits have now invaded Aftand and Sovenguard can you kill them?
-Fixed the♥♥♥♥♥♥Mongers glitch

Coming Soon
-War quest line

(If you want to know the story i have given the♥♥♥♥♥bandits there are 2 books; One is on Aela the Huntress so pickpocket it off her or something and the second is in the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood)

Give me some feedback and if i get some good feedback i will make more to this if you guys want, and if you guys want something done tell me and i will get right on it

Update 2013: Yeah I am sorry my dear fans of this mod I decided to make, but there is a big problem....I can't make the storyline because the creation kit is an♥♥♥♥♥clown and you need a specific resolution to even think of making a quest, so sorry I had to announce this, but I might continue updating this mod every now and agin
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109 Comments
MJRAHOLE Apr 29 @ 7:45pm 
Hey, how about you nerf the weapons because players might not know about the console, and want to play the game fair and square.
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Ибрагим May 17, 2015 @ 6:57am 
Fatal error!

PIBGetInterface() Address = 0xac2965 (filename not found) [in D:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\GoatSimulator\BiFatal error!

PIBGetInterface() Address = 0xac2965 (filename not found) [in D:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\GoatSimulator\Binaries\Win32\GoatGame-Win32-Shipping.exe]
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The Dark Gremlin♣™ Nov 4, 2014 @ 3:09pm 
were is left nipple island?
PPPooPoo Man Sep 10, 2014 @ 11:25am 
Where is Cock Blockula?