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Man1slay3r's Ass Bandit War
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Oct 19, 2012 @ 4:27pm
Nov 5, 2012 @ 12:46am
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Description
In the Skyrim Gamer Poop Man1slay3r references such perveted people called the ♥♥♥ bandits, so i took the time to create an army of these so called ♥♥♥ Bandits attacking each major town (WARNING MAKE SURE YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT THESE GUYS FOR THEY HAVE REALLY OP WEPS) and for fun i added in four Bosses hidden throughout the tundra of Skyrim can you find them all?

This Mod includes
- 4 new weapons and a new arrow brand
- 6 types of ♥♥♥ Bandits each a different rank
- A new spell
- Even a backstory to these creepy ♥♥♥ lovers
-2 New races: ♥♥♥ Slayer and Ex ♥♥♥ Bandit
-Winterhold and Morthal are under attack better get to saving, also there are mini wars outside Windhelm and Whiterun, can you find them?
-Fixed the A.I.D.S Needle bug
-New NPC ♥♥♥-assin
-Man1slay3r Follower
-♥♥♥ Slayer Follower
-Even more varients for the ♥♥♥ Bandit Army!
-Rorikstead and the Shrine to Azura seem to have some very special visitors pay them a visit to see whats going on
-An ♥♥♥ Slayer in Whiterun now how has some dialogue options (Which eventually will be a quest)

Update
-2 New Races: Cockblocker and A.I.D.S Core Warrior
-Rubbing of the Nipples Shout is added to the game
-Island of the ♥♥♥' is now added to the world of Skyrim up the in the north-west
-Left Nipple Island is now visitable (sorry if enemies are idiots, but i can't help that :P )
-♥♥♥-assin race is now added
-Right Nipple Island is now visitable go there and Slay the ♥♥♥ Bandit King the Assokhiin!
-♥♥♥ Bandits have now invaded Aftand and Sovenguard can you kill them?
-Fixed the ♥♥♥♥ Mongers glitch

Coming Soon
-War quest line

(If you want to know the story i have given the ♥♥♥ bandits there are 2 books; One is on Aela the Huntress so pickpocket it off her or something and the second is in the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood)

Give me some feedback and if i get some good feedback i will make more to this if you guys want, and if you guys want something done tell me and i will get right on it

Update 2013: Yeah I am sorry my dear fans of this mod I decided to make, but there is a big problem....I can't make the storyline because the creation kit is an ♥♥♥ clown and you need a specific resolution to even think of making a quest, so sorry I had to announce this, but I might continue updating this mod every now and agin
103 Comments
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ebola♣™ Nov 4 @ 3:09pm 
were is left nipple island?
Captain Prunes Sep 10 @ 11:25am 
Where is Cock Blockula?
wtf teuh mohd suhck black cockz
devers1201 Jul 8 @ 3:21pm 
cockblocker
kareenaeboyce Jun 29 @ 7:08am 
hahahahhah lol i have so much to say bout dis
mamahen111050 Apr 6 @ 9:32pm 
i got one Q&A how/wer do you get the shout at btw have you try makeing a mod that after you have 50 ails it make your mod drunk as a sunk and if your mod was drunk from 50 ails put 30 more in then this hapens it be a blank sreen then your mod be like wtf is this hours in my bed for or forsworn banit depen on the area your at thot that be a good jk
mamahen111050 Apr 6 @ 9:18pm 
LOL let the mades bein
Dakatex Feb 17 @ 10:39am 
hahahahahahahaha OMFG:D!
Mizik Umbrage Jan 4 @ 9:36pm 
I am so happy that this exists.
MIAaaaaaahcrap Aug 13, 2013 @ 3:01am 
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