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Dr. Monostache
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Oct 14, 2012 @ 2:19pm
Jun 13, 2013 @ 3:51pm
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The Stuttgart Strongman
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Description
Every German looks like this. This is a fact.

2 styles.
63 Comments
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the blu pie Dec 31, 2013 @ 8:19am 
the description is just border line races
Knusperfrosch / CrunchyFrog Sep 27, 2013 @ 1:56am 
Indeed, we Germans all look like this, in fact, even the women.

Prussians(*) are a lost tribe of Australians... or was it the other way around? Except we don't wear crocodile skin hats and shorts, and don't box with kangaroos. Instead we invented engineering, Weltschmerz, wars with the French, wars with everyone else, silly marching music, sailplanes, and beer. Only our beer is cold, while Australian beer is filled with koala piss and deadly spiders.

And for some weird reason, many of our famous writers, explorers, the entire Prussian military, and our last Emperor were ambiguously queer. It's probably caused by the amount of beer you have to consume to make sense of the language.

(*) Please don't tell the Swabians, Bavarians and Austrians.(**)
(**) Medic is a Swabian cosplaying as a Prussian.
Knusperfrosch / CrunchyFrog Sep 27, 2013 @ 1:31am 
@Constructor, MultiTrip, Jal:
a) I thought the new importer tool didn't allow styles??
b) If this is exclusively for Medic, please match the colour of the moustache to his hair. Right now the moustache is too dark. (Maybe even give it a few grey strands, to match his greyish temples?)
Mad doctor™ I AM SENPAI Sep 14, 2013 @ 10:08am 
Need and want
Gideon the Judge Jun 16, 2013 @ 10:56am 
Only thing is I wished it would remove the glasses, so it's not a monocle over glasses.
randy.lentz Jun 7, 2013 @ 9:29am 
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|7SIN| Wølfie Lv.999 May 28, 2013 @ 5:17am 
I feel.....Friedrich >:D
Charming243 Mar 10, 2013 @ 1:38pm 
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{SCG}PudgeKat Dec 6, 2012 @ 7:40am 
I'm German, and I know the history behind this, I approve.
Combi Nov 27, 2012 @ 1:45pm 
I know for a fact that i look exactly like that.