Recent reviews by Xx_TheRealGyneocologist_xX

Sgt. Squirt Reporting for Doodie

Who da ♥♥♥♥ is saying this is pay to win, you can win without paying. get gud scrubs.

nuh uh

I played this game for a little and looks good so far, haven't played enough to really know tho

Idk why so many people are upset for 10 buck DLC that is worth 35 dollars most game companies woulds sell this at 50 40 or 60 dollars while flashub sells it at 10 you got what you paid for and more the dev's poured in all there best work into this and made the best map they've made so far. It is by far worth more than 10 dollars.

Stranded Deep is absolutely terrible, there are no redeeming qualities what so ever. Many people may excuse it because it's in early access, but it has been in early access since 2015. And since then I have'nt seen much improvement; if you ask the devs a questions about why they can't make any progress on the developement, they do not answer you. If you play this game for any time at all you'll see that there tons and tons of bugs, unpolished edges, and broken systems, even in the first five minutes of gameplay. I have forced myself to play trough the bug infested maps, and game breaking glitches just to see if there is a reward that makes it all worth it.... and nothing! After toturing yourself for hours to get to the end you'll encounter no redeeming ending what so ever. There is nothing on the horizon, no goal to shoot for, absoulutely nothing. Its so bad that even the steam achievements are broken. At the beginning of developement the devs had a good idea, and if you look really closely you can still see the tatered ruins of a good game, but since 2015 it seems that the devs lost all care. I don't know if it is because of greed and money, or just lack of intrest; whatever it is, I doubt Stranded Deep will climb out of the grave it dug itself.

Besiege is a great game, the campaign is pretty challenging. While, the developers intended for people to send most of thier time in the campaign, I have noticed that most people spend most of their time in the freebuild mode. The campaign is great and all but, the programmers should definitly focus on the freebuild aswell. The first problem I have withh besiege is that there are not enough different parts to build a machiene with, at first this might not seem like a problem at first, but after playing for a while you think to yourself that "I can build this, this, and that... if I had this, this and that." while that is the only major gripe I have with the game. One of my favorite features of Besiege is that you can go back to any beaten campaign level and freebuild in it. But the best part of Besiege is the small quaint community behind it, people are always sharing new creations, and skin pack on the Steam Workshop.

Pros:
-The community
-The ability to use campaign levels as free build maps
-All the crazy creations on the Steam Workshop
- Another nod to the great community
-The campaign to an extent
-map creation

Cons
-lack of of parts

While, the game might look shallow and boring on the outside. But, Besiege is a thought provoking game with an original concept I haven't seen done better. Overall I would strongly recommend this game

Cities XL is a cheap cash in on the city builder genre. It does not inspire you, it isn't imaginative, and the game has bad controls overall. Comparing it to other city builders like sim city and cities skylines, it definitly lacks in many aspects. First the graphics, the two I previously mentioned are made by a big company and this is relativly indie. But, even on a indie budget the graphics look dull and dark there is no color to the game. Secondly, there isn't much to do in this game it's wrinse and repeat the whole way through. There is a 2:2:1 ratio for housing, commercial, and industrial, and if you keep this ratio throughout the game you can't fail. There aren't any challenging enviromental factors to deal with. Yes, you have to have oil, fertile land, and water, but if you don't have any of these resources you just click a button and you buy them. Lastly, the controls are complete garbage, It changes the regular controls for a city builder and puts them on random keys. So, you and build a city while stuck in an akward position you dont know how to change and at the end of the game finally find the key and you think to your self why would the developers put it there?

Pros
-Many locations
-large map

Cons
-terrible controls
-bad graphics
-not intresting
-no events
-easy gameplay
- bad interface
-rudundent gameplay

Before I write the actual review, I have to ask you not to hate on me too much. A thumbs down is sufficent.
Skyrim is not good, there, I said it. This game may have dream inspiring vistas and challenging quests. But, the dream inspiring vistas and challenging quests are only about 5% of the game. The other 95% is walking, walking, walking and more walking (I know there are horses and fast travel but, to get to new places you still have to walk). People might say, by walking you find so much intresting things and places. The truth is NO; Oh look I found a rock/cave/bandit/hut. There isn't much to do except the main quests. Fanboys might say there so much to do, again NO; the side quests are boring . And caves are only filled with more bandits and rocks. People are afraid to hate on Skyrim, even the name Skyrim makes it seem like the game to conquer all games. The 5% is awe-inspiring, but the other 95% is absolute garbage. I didn't pay $60 to walk, I can do that for free outside. So people get a hold of yourselves and realize that Skyrim is one of the worst peices of garbage of all time. Yes it shall remain amoung the bottom with all the other elder scrolls, fallout, the witcher, and all the Zeldas. I hate when people say how can you hate Skyrim you get to kill dragons. I can make a cheap flash game where the whole point is to kill dragons but, people wouldn't flock around it like almighty god has come down to earth and blessed himself on all of humanity.

Cons
-walking
-walking
-walking
-walking
-walking
- The mountain in the "pros" section.

Pros
- I saw a mountain in the distance and it looked cool (Nevermind the fact that it took me 2 hours of walking to get to it)

***********Oh look there's a bandit, nope its a rock************
***********Oh look a rock, nope its a bandit********************

(boy, I made a bunch of people angry)

Rome Total War is the best in the Total war series and even ranks amoug the top games of all time. I consider it the second best RTS of all time, only following AOE2. Playing massive battle where you can go head first in frontline action is absolutly mesmorising. Anyone can play Rome Total War but it takes a pro to be good. You need to perfect tactics and have to know the ins and outs of each map. This game stands the test of time beaytifully, If your invading a citadel or recreating Thermopylae you are always having a great time because Rome total War, no mater how many times you have played it, always bring a new scenario to the table, something you didn't expect. I believe Rome Total War will always have a loyal fanbase that will constantly find new and improved tactics. Each map is masterfully constructed with amazing attention to detail, for example you can....

-invade towns, cities, and giant citidels
-recreate battles of the past on a massive scale
-Play multiplayer with friends (my favorite style)
-Make a battle of your own
-Quick play for a quick and fun battle
-the campaign (This is unplayed by many, I have never heard someone say, boy, i could go for some Rome Total War campaign)

These styles and many more is what makes Rome Total War so memorible and fun. If your playing with friends or, playing alone Rome Total War is always incredibly entertaining.