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its ye boi,they call me the Lagg Lord, The King of Cringe,Master of Memes,annnnnnnnnd The Dictator of DIABETES!!!!!!!! Fear the linux legacy....

my writing techer told me to get some social skillz so i doid
in 3 ez steps you can be aspopular a PAYPYRUS
1.BE OBNOXIOUS
2.BE AS LOUD AS THE DISPLINARY SYSTEM ALOWS
3.MAKE PEOPLE CRACK UP WITH THOSE HALF BOILED PUNZ

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Once in the peacefull world ot BTD5 the bloons agressivly groped the great monkey city with only tower in their path the great Wizley the 2,2 wizard.




























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Dj Ralyks Jun 21 @ 8:00pm 
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Dj Ralyks Jun 21 @ 7:59pm 
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Dennis² Jun 5 @ 10:16pm 
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{SCG} Rowdy - AC2017 Hype May 9 @ 7:52pm 
Oh no, did the bot scare you off? D:
Dj Ralyks Apr 28 @ 5:06pm 
hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND
Frosty Mar 5 @ 4:04am 
Emahs