Recent reviews by Proofessor

gave me nightmares

green tanks can suck my ♥♥♥♥

this game sucks ass

life changing

smash but worse in every way

This is the best open world game to ever exist and I don't think anything else has a chance of toppling this masterpiece. This isn’t a mere game, it is an artistic statement about society and frogs. This game has had a deep impact on me since I was able to draw parallels between this game and my real life like how I’ve always wanted to be a frog ever since I was 7 years old. This is the quintessential open world shooter game with tons of secrets and hidden items meaning so a completionist can get a ton of time out of this masterwork of game design. This game has incredible graphical techniques such as the use of ray tracing and 12x anti-aliasing which has never been seen before in a video game especially not one of this caliber. In this game, you play as a frog and all you have to do is explore. The map is 14 square kilometers in size and is jam-packed with secret costumes and weapons. This was the first game to ever accurately recreate the surface of the moon in a game setting down to the placement of the rocks. The game has amazing movement that looks realistic and plays well unlike rockstar’s recent efforts with realistic movement which ended up being clunky and annoying to maneuver around. This game was also one of the first games to ever incorporate cooperative play simultaneously with up to 4 players all at once with the breakthrough technology of split screen along with accurate ragdolls and a perfectly recreated version of the city Swindon. I cannot recommend this game enough and I honestly believe there are no bad aspects of this game. This game is what devs should strive to create because no other game has been able to reach the same level of quality that this title has and I doubt at this point that it will ever be reached.