I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually gamers. Every gamer on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to a community and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another community. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and I am the cure.
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