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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 54.2 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Aug 18, 2016 @ 2:24pm

I am running out of Kerbals fast. But I think I got it right this time. The rocket looks good. It has to work. The launch is going well, the first stage is cast, the second one goes beautiful. The Kerbal on board is cheering! The final stage takes the rocket in space and with the last thrust it makes stable orbit. I am weeping from joy with tears in my eyes I realise I finally did it. I reached stable orbit. Finally after countless burns and crashes and even so many dead Kerbals on my hand I did it! now I am bringing the ship home it survived re-entry and its just a matter of waiting for the chute to open. I am so happy...but what? Why is the ground so close. It shouldn't be. The chute is set to go off at 1000 m but oh no I am landing in the mountains. The chute is going to open too late, its gone crash...and thats how the last of Kerbalkind died along with my keyboard, which now has a huge crack in the middle and several keys are missing.

10/10
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