Recent reviews by BlobbyChez

Game looks amazing, but is inaccessible to colourblind people.

I would love to play this game eventually. So much of the population is colourblind and it's a stigma that should definitely be recognised in games, or at least addressed to the buyer before they purchase it.

I'll recommend once the game is updated.

This is exactly what it's advertised as, a simple arcade platformer

Or is it...

This game is much deeper then you realise. Beginning life as a simple beach tennis ball, you figure out what your purpose is quite quickly and you carry on doing that at the beach, the very basic beach tennis ball life, and the only life most beach tennis balls will ever see.

A quarter of this beach tennis balls life goes by, and he suddenly realises he's spent that whole part of his life doing absolutely nothing. The now self aware beach tennis ball starts to crave adventure out in the desert, and decides that life is only worth living if your doing what you love, so gives up his pointless lifestyle to go and fulfil his dreams of exploring the desert.

Half of the beach tennis ball's life has gone by now and it starts to get very cold and grim for this poor ball. He'd followed his dreams and went and explored the desert, but it had got him nowhere, and now he just felt this empty feeling inside of him, something that he felt had always been there and something he knew now that he would never, ever be able to fill. Depressed and sad, the ball ponders his pointless existence...

The future comes around. Flying cars. Advanced weaponry. Certainly no time for games, especially not ones involving a tennis ball. Wandering around on it's final chapter of his life, he thinks back to everything he'd done, and regrets everything. If only he could take it all back.


Oh yea and the platforming's pretty mindless and fun, get it on a REALLY good sale!

GOTY 2018

Clementine - I don't want to hurt anyone, ever!
Lee - It's not that easy sweetpea...

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