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Recent reviews by marcus

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2 people found this review helpful
877.7 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
*Is going 0 and 3*
Entire Lobby: "What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob, he is so bad"
*Clutches 1 v 4 in the next round*
Entire Lobby: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker ♥♥♥"

All in all CS GO is my personal favorite FPS game and it is extremely fun, just don't get into crate debt.
Posted May 7, 2016.
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1.1 hrs on record
I had arachnophbia... it's back
Posted March 26, 2016.
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107.0 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Ok final edit XD basically it's just my computer that keeps crashing whenever I open a game. This game wasn't the cause of it and it's pretty fun, so I would reccommend this game to you if you are a fan of FPS games and have a good PC.
Posted December 31, 2015. Last edited February 3, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
>Starts Game
>Tries to make log cabin out of 100 logs
>Almost Starves
>Starts looking for food and drink
>Goes back to building after eating
>First Cannibal Encounter
>Screams at the top of lungs
>Dies and goes to cave
>Quits and sits in fetal position rocking back and forth saying "It's just a game"
Posted December 30, 2015.
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4.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
This game runs fine on my PC and hasn't crashed once... the non-zombie bosses are pretty op but it's a fun game.
Posted December 28, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
101.1 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Well long story short, I have over 12 days of playtime in hours on Xbox 360 and now I have it on PC.... buy it.
Posted December 27, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.6 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
>Buys Fallout 4
>Installs
>Friend Calls "Wanna come over"
>Responds "Yeah in a little bit I juts got Fallout 4."
>Plays Fallout 4
>Finishes playing
>Goes to friend's house who is now married with 4 kids
> Person: "I'm here."
>Friend: Yeah... umm that was 3 years ago.
Posted December 26, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
R.I.P Keyboard Users
Posted November 11, 2015.
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5.8 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
It's soccer... in cars... where you can ride on walls.... how can you not like this game?
Posted November 11, 2015.
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1.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Fun Gameplay: Yes
Being Killed By ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Yes
Pay To Win: Yes
Campers: Yes
Overpowered Weapons Locked Behind A Paywall: You can bet your ass on it
So Is It A Good Game: No
Posted September 12, 2015. Last edited September 13, 2015.
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