Lazz
Australia
Currently Offline
Last Online 24 hrs, 55 mins ago
Artwork Showcase
My Soldier.
25 4 3
Stuff.
Null-Movement [pastebin.com]
Interp Settings [pastebin.com]
The Ultimate Fps Boost

Mouse
Zowie Ec2 A 400 DPI Raw Input 1 4.187500 ingame No mouse accel.

Competitive History
UGC Steel 22 GIS 6v6 4th
UGC Steel 20 GIS Highlander 3rd
UGC Steel 21 We have a team 4th
OzFortress 17 Intermediate The Suh Dudes 4th
OzFortress 18 Open Whoopie 1st Place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bCQXgFfxIw Best Demoman
OzFortress 19 IM Tag Stealers TBD
Quotes

Reaction Time https://gyazo.com/1205a76302fa526fc71f86ea96df8622

Lazz: Bernie i swear you watch hentai
Bernie: Nah cunt you think i will wank off to this low resolution picture?!

1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: I offered to mentor them
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: they purposefully spammed my server
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: kept killing me while offering advice
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: then uploaded it to youtube
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: oi, pay attention to a team run by bernie,
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: a team full of trolls I don't doubt they'll break rules
1:57 PM - ♥classy♥#LF ENGI: and be pieces of shit

NOTE: Paradice has 0 lobbies played, look what flying did to him :9.
15:23:19 TF2Center: Paradice was banned from this Lobby by flyingbuddy
15:23:25 amber: wtf cunt
15:23:26 harvey merc/mix: ?
15:23:27 ace': lmao?
15:23:27 Lazz: wtff
15:23:30 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: long distance
15:23:30 heebs lft: wtf cunt
15:23:32 flyingbuddy: oh
15:23:32 Lazz: EVERYONE HAS TO START WHERE
15:23:33 Parelli: :O
15:23:34 flyingbuddy: nah it's COZ
15:23:34 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: since this isnt region locked
15:23:40 flyingbuddy: I thought he was from a different region
15:23:42 ace': hes oz?
15:23:42 amber: hes au
15:23:45 harvey merc/mix: LOL
15:23:46 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: DID YOU CHECK
15:23:47 flyingbuddy: and I don't want people other than harvey
15:23:48 flyingbuddy: coming in
15:23:49 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: FLYING BUDDY
15:23:50 amber: diid u even fucking check
15:23:50 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: DID YOU NOT
15:23:52 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: REALISE TO CHECK
15:23:57 flyingbuddy: no I purposely left it out so harvey could play mate
15:24:01 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: i gave you the benefit of the doubt
15:24:03 harvey merc/mix: but he's au tho isnt he
15:24:04 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: and you just
15:24:07 amber: did u check if he was aus or not
15:24:08 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: hes au you
15:24:09 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: WTF
15:24:09 amber: ???
15:24:10 Lazz: FL;YING BUDDY WASA MY FRIEND
15:24:14 flyingbuddy: LOL
15:24:16 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: ???????????
15:24:23 Lazz: FLYING BUDDY THAT WAS MY FEIEND WHY DID U SUCH A EVIL THING
15:24:27 flyingbuddy: HAHA sorry don't kill me ;.;
15:24:27 heebs lft: why would u do that
15:24:29 Parelli: THIS HAS RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR EVER!
15:24:32 harvey merc/mix: FUCKING UNBAN THAT POOR CHILD
15:24:38 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: flying buddy ruined christmas
15:24:45 harvey merc/mix: santa isnt real
15:24:52 Lazz: SANTA ISNT REAL
15:24:56 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: flyingbuddy has no christmas spirit
15:25:01 heebs lft: WHAT
15:25:05 heebs lft: WHY DID NOONE TELL ME
15:25:08 TF2Center: Lobby open
15:25:11 Parelli: *takes comfort from close by Bread while tearing up*
15:25:13 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: heebs
15:25:15 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: do you need a hug now
15:25:17 Lazz: WERE ALL SUPPPOSED ALL LOVING AND BE CLOSE
15:25:30 Lazz: WHY DID U SUCH EVIL THINGS FLYINGBUDDY
15:25:39 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: flyingbuddy stole christmas
15:25:39 Lazz: U ARE GOING AGAINST THE CHRISTMASS SPIRIT
15:25:44 all i want for xmas is a tf2team: change ur name to flyinggrinch
15:25:52 Lazz: FLYING BUDDY ARE THE GRINCH

TF2Center in a nutshell. https://gyazo.com/e6b7418c127abe64b9862adb5fc638c1
TF2Center in a nutshell. https://gyazo.com/03fb1ca014da712a79f6e8f17c1aa299

HASHFAN: Playing heavy utilizes both sides of the brain simultaneously; requiring 100% of its processing power. The body, mind and soul must be in peak-performance and aligned perfectly to even begin grasping the mouse to track

Bernie: But im not a weaboo.

Clippy ~ LFT Heavy/Pyro: The team that we're versing is LF Pyro.
Clippy ~ LFT Heavy/Pyro: So I was going to play against them to show my Pyro skill. =]

Sp'n or Spin or Sp/n: I dont even know what I am Lazz.

fingerinthebum: Today at 3:21 PM
does dpi stand for dicks per inches ???? ?

6:21 PM - Decap: dont tell anyone but i saw anime recently

http://steamcommunity.com/id/idiotfaggot/ Has confessed love for me. She goes by Lizzie.
Lizzie: can you call me lazzie?
Lizzie: Lazz is my main!!

http://imgur.com/tnwDSw4 Obla's appearance.

Clippy ~ LFT Heavy/Pyro: I suggest you step down there mate. Shit talking like you're kking shit. You're not that great of a player. Always needing a Medic to be on you for all the game is not skill that is a sign of a shit palyer. Seeing I have 5 times more hours than you I once again telling you to pull your head in and keep your mouth shut. A www, couple of things. Firstly I suggest you take notes of my Key Binds (because they describe you to a tee). Lastly see how you go with out a Medic always up your ass with Kritzkreig. Because, I can tell you now that you won't last 5 seconds.

8:06 PM - 『 bernie 』: im going to sleep and think about anime girls and how 3d girls like you are not important
8:06 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: i hope you never wake up
8:06 PM - 『 bernie 』: night honey boo boo
8:06 PM - 『 bernie 』: say it back quick
8:07 PM - 『 bernie 』: perseve the illusion
8:07 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: fine
8:07 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: night honey boo boo
8:07 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: kill me
8:07 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: please
8:07 PM - BIG WANG PENIS 2000: now
8:07 PM - 『 bernie 』: YEEY

Lazz: SPENCER DO YOU LOVE FEMALES
SpencDaEarthboundFan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AL† : Shes fixxing her net
Psyco : shes
AL† : Give her a break
rats1 : she
olaf : she
rats1 : lol
spooky mctooty : she
Psyco : girl gamer
low open demo : we can play 8v9 genius
Psyco : OMGMMGMG
Lockjo : she
olaf : cumming rn on my keyboard!!
rats1 : no one shes so BAD
HighIntermediate Heavy : GRILL
olaf : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HighIntermediate Heavy : GAMER
Psyco : GIRL GAMING
spooky mctooty : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Psyco : AAHHHHHHH
Psyco : WTF
Lockjo : GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIrl gamer
auwa : >-<
olaf : AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
auwa : WTF
AL† : LOL WTF

kellner: Lazz plays open btw
kellner: Lazz
Jasmine Paulsen: seriously?
kellner: yes
Jasmine Paulsen: the guy deserves to be in prem wtf
kellner: he is a good dm demo and solly
kellner: we were friends for ages
kellner: Jasmine Paulsen: his dm is really fkn good
Lazz: We whould play more, i wanna be a better demo.
Jasmine Paulsen: man
Jasmine Paulsen: i actually couldnt believe when i heard you were in open
Jasmine Paulsen: you shoudl easily be in prem with your DM
Lazz: :0
Lazz: Errm sarcasm
Jasmine Paulsen: no sarcasm
Jasmine Paulsen: you were making me mad
Jasmine Paulsen: especially when
Jasmine Paulsen: you were playing soldier
Jasmine Paulsen: your strafe was godly.

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