I grew up on a ketchup farm in Mississippi. We would go out all day and dig up bottles of ketchup then sell them by the side of the road for 10 dimes, which most people just call a dollar now. It wasn't till I was 18 that my pappy told me there's no such thing as a ketchup farm, he was buying those bottles in town and burying them in the middle of the night just to give us something to do the next day. They cost him two dollars a bottle, so we were losing a solid dollar every bottle, plus the time spent digging them up and him sneaking out every night to bury them. After I found out I moved to New York to become a jazz dancer. I became a hit and danced privately for many well known celebrities and world leaders. I would sometimes dance quietly for Einstein in his study, he said it helped him think. I was dancing softly in the corner when he came up with the E equals Mc Squared stuff.
"You seem quite young to have danced for Einstein"
"You're very kind young man".

DOWN SYNDROME PEOPLE WILL BURN IN HELL


An angel apeared to me in a vision last night and sayeth to me:


1. Thou shalt not be mentally retarded and down syndrome



2. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ babies are made by satan and homosexualty



3. If thine baby is down syndrome thou shalt cast it into the flames



4. If thine baby does not burn then thou shalt cast it into the ocean



5. If thine baby does not drown then it is the antichrist



6. Keep away from down syndromes to prevent becoming infected



7. Thus sayeth the angel to me.

Amen.

As Gr8 blocked me will you be my new lover?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLE

Merry Christmas Ghost! Thanks for all the work you do at GG. Also thanks for taking the time out of your day to actually talk to our staff. It's nice to know you have someone watching your back. Merry Christmas.

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