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6.7 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
is good
Posted November 23, 2022.
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26.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
hot
Posted November 28, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
class but for the love of god don't play spartan ops
Posted February 13, 2021.
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3.2 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
only a pilot but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
Posted June 26, 2020. Last edited November 26, 2020.
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349.2 hrs on record (114.5 hrs at review time)
can confirm it good
Posted November 26, 2019.
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39.3 hrs on record (37.9 hrs at review time)
Explosion. 10/10
Posted June 29, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
16.1 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I was a lone droid surrounded by Clones watching my allies get brutally teared apart. Oil flushed my eyes as I remembered the machine that made me back in Genosis and prayed that it will be proud of what I have done. As my impending doom approached I relised it is better to die a heroic droid. Slowly I got up and said Roger,Roger as I walked fowared into the Laser fire before the last shots tore me apart.

20 Minutes Later

Clone 1: I totaly killed a droid today.

Clone 2: Ok great, wait who are you again.

Clone 1: I don't know!

Clone 3: We all have a bit of an identity crisis

Clone 4: Lets just go back to work before th Jedi Notice what order 66 is.

Jedi: What is Order 66?

Emporer I mean Chancellor Palpatine: Don't worry about.

5 Minutes later

Emporer Palpatine: Um clone commander, Can you just execute Order 66 the Jedi are getting worried.

Clone commander: Sure thing bro.

Emporer Palpatine: What is your name again?

Clone commander: Look, I just work for you and do everything you want me to do without question, I have no real personality and George Lucas does not have any charecter development plans for me I will probably die quietly in episode 4 after failing to shoot a rebel for the 100th time we don't need to know eachother on a first name basis.

Emporer Palpatine: Ok whatever you want, just do the thing where you kill all the people you have been working for in the past few years.

Clone commader: Fine but I want a raise.

Emporer Palpatine: I don't even pay you WAIT...

Star wars episode X, Payroll
It is a hard time for our heroes who are
struggling to gain a paycheck to pay for
a high end PC. Emporer Palpatine has said no
to giving them Money so whilst they were on
Strike the rebels forces snuck in and destroyed
the Death Star V4.

Clone commander: Still better than episode 1.



10/10 best battlefront

Omg that was long.
Posted May 4, 2017. Last edited May 8, 2017.
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90 people found this review helpful
178 people found this review funny
29.6 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Start Game
"Wood Needed"
"Not enough wood m'lord"
"Wood Needed"
"Not enough wood m'lord"
"Wood Needed"
"Not enough wood m'lord"
10/10 would need wood again

Edit March 2017:
Still need wood

Edit July 2020:
aint got wood :'(
Posted June 4, 2016. Last edited July 5, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
15.5 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Chose batman than got killed by superman
still better than the movie
11/10 I did't see the movie
Posted June 2, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
25.6 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
1.Kill Orcs
2.die
3.kill more orcs
4.die again
5.Kill more orcs
6.die agian
7.you realise you have been playing for 10 years
8.kill more orcs
11/10 would kill more orcs
Posted June 2, 2016.
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