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0.8 hrs on record
Imagine playing WOWscape, when you could play OSRS and RS2 era private servers instead.
Posted March 14, 2022. Last edited October 21, 2023.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
I played a game of trick-or-treat, got my turn as a vampire. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing sooo...I bit one person, spent the rest of the game hiding in a wardrobe and let all the villagers vote each other off until I won by doing nothing.

I proceeded to do this and win 3-4 times consecutively.
Posted October 9, 2021.
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2.2 hrs on record
Oh my goodness this game, I have never been more happy this exists.

So I like many have a history with the precursor to this the original “Dino Run” which was and still is a neat little flash game. I recall back in middle school it was quite the rage in computer class and an absolute blast to play.

Now fast forward to the current day I still enjoy the flash game but always wanted to have that extra flavor added...which is exactly what DX does.

While the original flash is straightforward and simplistic DX keeps the core enjoyment and adds dino custom colors and hats. (Probably at least 100+ different colors and hats.)

Thats not even mentioning the different modes. Normal extinction is there of course but also running on an alien dino planet or running around with halloween supernatural powers and ghost dinos.

If any of this sounds crazy to you it’s because honestly it is. Its a modern day iteration of a wonderful flash game that is 100x better then it has any right being.

Buy it and collect some eggs today.
Posted August 4, 2021.
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214.3 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
I only play Terraria on classic mode difficulty and completely unmodded.

I have no interest in calamity crap and I hate challenge/effort/skill in video games. As such, I will only play on classic mode forever as I want the game to be easy and casual.
Posted July 27, 2021. Last edited January 24, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Overall its an OK Arpg, nothing too fancy but I like the premise of taking back Earth from the forces of Hell. Kind of like Doom which is ironic that I like it since I hate the Doom games.

If your into an Arpg loot-fest that's about reclaiming Earth from demons and has all the bells and whistles of an MMO but fully offline and singleplayer or if like me you just love grinding then I highly recommend it.

Also it has a mechanic that I absolutely love where in each area after you defeat a set amount of mobs, you get a mini-boss to fight for loot.
Posted July 23, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
8.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Great game but the neighborhood is just awful! My friend and I casually moved into a cave to enjoy our retirement making meat pies while watching the sun set, but then every night these punk goblins and their dinosaur friends all named “Dave” come barging in without knocking first!

As unsettling as those ruffians were we tried our best to accommodate them but everything just got out of hand when the golems showed up to invite us to their rock concert.

Needless to say our plans of an easy retirement were ruined.
Posted July 22, 2021.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Couldn't even make it past the tutorial level and honestly I'll never bother too. I just bought this game because I really enjoy the porn made of its main character, and I hope my purchase will influence more Haydee games to exist so that more porn of her may be created.

I will not actually be playing those Haydee games and I'll never bother with this one either, just purchased to support the porn content of this character.
Posted July 21, 2021. Last edited July 21, 2021.
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2.6 hrs on record
Has some pretty nice furry booba and butt in it.
Posted February 25, 2020. Last edited December 28, 2022.
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4.9 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Play a hotseat game, make a dummy empire to help yourself, play on your main empire with no AI empires in the game, treat it as a province conquering RPG where you subjugate the non empire tile factions.

Trust me its one of the funnest experiences in a fantasy setting, I absolutely love it.
Posted February 14, 2020. Last edited July 1, 2021.
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24.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Great board game/card game simulator!

I use it to play the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh card games completely alone and by myself because that’s how I like it.

Also very good for using it to play D&D by myself and for the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh TCGs, seriously I hate human interaction and it’s highly overrated. Board games and card games are much more fun played by yourself so that way you can do whatever you want in them and even cheat.

I LOVE it!!!
Posted December 3, 2019. Last edited November 23, 2022.
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