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Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh burzum ishi krimpatul!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
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"What was the self-sacrifice? "
"I jettisoned half of a much loved and I think
irreplaceable pair of shoes. "
"Why was that self-sacrifice? "
"Because they were mine! " said Ford crossly.
"I think we have different value systems. "
"Well mine's better. "
"That's according to your... oh never mind. "
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
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Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation
of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the
fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be
creamed?
-- Solomon Short
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That's always the way when you discover something n